Things That Make You Go Hmmm

[craigrs]

1,Women in mens bathroom watching you piss

2, Women looking at you like you are good looking when you know your not

3, Ugly guys with ungly women when they don't have to be with them

Oh here one

4, "Washing clothing in a beautiful river"

5, Paying 200-400 baht to go in parks when your thai wife pays 40 baht.

6, seating at the movies

7,Going out to eat away from bkk,pattaya, and can't pick a thing on the menu

8, taxi not knowing where there going even if the place is 5 minutes away

9,bkk

10, stupid white guys drunk acting like idiots

Oh there are so many more..care to add some? when everything is said and done..Thailand is a great country for us non thai's Lets try to deal with the many things that mak you go hmmmmmm.

Edited March 8, 2008 by craigrs

[nidge]

Perhaps i have been here too long, but nothing on your list makes me go Hmmm. (Thankfully i never see drunk white guys, stupid or otherwise)

[Jandajoy]

1,Women in mens bathroom watching you piss

2, Women looking at you like you are good looking when you know your not

3, Ugly guys with ungly women when they don't have to be with them

Oh here one

4, "Washing clothing in a beautiful river"

5, Paying 200-400 baht to go in parks when your thai wife pays 40 baht.

6, seating at the movies

7,Going out to eat away from bkk,pattaya, and can't pick a thing on the menu

8, taxi not knowing where there going even if the place is 5 minutes away

9,bkk

10, stupid white guys drunk acting like idiots

Oh there are so many more..care to add some? when everything is said and done..Thailand is a great country for us non thai's Lets try to deal with the many things that mak you go hmmmmmm.

What is your point?

[craigrs]

whats your point asking me what my point..if you read my point is things that make you go hmmmmmmmmm

[basjke]

1,Women in mens bathroom watching you piss

2, Women looking at you like you are good looking when you know your not

3, Ugly guys with ungly women when they don't have to be with them

Oh here one

4, "Washing clothing in a beautiful river"

5, Paying 200-400 baht to go in parks when your thai wife pays 40 baht.

6, seating at the movies

7,Going out to eat away from bkk,pattaya, and can't pick a thing on the menu

8, taxi not knowing where there going even if the place is 5 minutes away

9,bkk

10, stupid white guys drunk acting like idiots

Oh there are so many more..care to add some? when everything is said and done..Thailand is a great country for us non thai's Lets try to deal with the many things that mak you go hmmmmmm.

hmmmmmm

[Jandajoy]

1,Women in mens bathroom watching you piss

2, Women looking at you like you are good looking when you know your not

3, Ugly guys with ungly women when they don't have to be with them

Oh here one

4, "Washing clothing in a beautiful river"

5, Paying 200-400 baht to go in parks when your thai wife pays 40 baht.

6, seating at the movies

7,Going out to eat away from bkk,pattaya, and can't pick a thing on the menu

8, taxi not knowing where there going even if the place is 5 minutes away

9,bkk

10, stupid white guys drunk acting like idiots

Oh there are so many more..care to add some? when everything is said and done..Thailand is a great country for us non thai's Lets try to deal with the many things that mak you go hmmmmmm.

hmmmmmm

pointless postings make me go "Hmmmm"

[Jandajoy]

1,Women in mens bathroom watching you piss ? What's wrong with that ? Or do you create something really different?

2, Women looking at you like you are good looking when you know your not Self esteem! maybe you need some help. Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder

3, Ugly guys with ungly women when they don't have to be with them Define "ugly"..... See above

Oh here one

4, "Washing clothing in a beautiful river"

5, Paying 200-400 baht to go in parks when your thai wife pays 40 baht. Welcome to Thailand

6, seating at the movies

7,Going out to eat away from bkk,pattaya, and can't pick a thing on the menu Learn a bit of language?

8, taxi not knowing where there going even if the place is 5 minutes away Buy a map see above

9,bkk move north

10, stupid white guys drunk acting like idiots avoid the "white" guys.

Oh there are so many more..care to add some? when everything is said and done..Thailand is a great country for us non thai's Lets try to deal with the many things that mak you go hmmmmmm.

Edited March 8, 2008 by Jandajoy

[nidge]

Jandajoy, please don't recommend people to move north. there are too many here already!

[Jandajoy]

Jandajoy, please don't recommend people to move north. there are too many here already!

A very good point. I apologise.

OP

DONT COME NORTH.

We all watch each other urinating. National sport.

The menus are in hindustani, or some other language that you don't understand.

The taxi drivers are all blind.

There are no movies.

There are NO seats at the movies.

There are no "white guys" only pinky grey types.

Finally..... everybody is incredibly good looking and handsome. So there's no worries with false compliments. And you obviously wouln't fit in.

Happy Days

[RueFang]

Paying 200-400 baht to go in parks when your thai wife pays 40 baht.

Your wife is Thai and yet your Thai language is so poor you can't get in for the local price? I've never been charged farang prices since being married. All it takes is a couple of sentences in Thai to convince them

[Jandajoy]

Paying 200-400 baht to go in parks when your thai wife pays 40 baht.

Your wife is Thai and yet your Thai language is so poor you can't get in for the local price? I've never been charged farang prices since being married. All it takes is a couple of sentences in Thai to convince them

How do you know his wife is Thai?

[Jandajoy]

1,Women in mens bathroom watching you piss

2, Women looking at you like you are good looking when you know your not

3, Ugly guys with ungly"What's "unugly"? women when they don't have to be with them

Oh here one

4, "Washing clothing in a beautiful river"

5, Paying 200-400 baht to go in parks when your thai wife pays 40 baht.

6, seating at the movies

7,Going out to eat away from bkk,pattaya, and can't pick a thing on the menu

8, taxi not knowing where there going even if the place is 5 minutes away

9,bkk

10, stupid white guys drunk acting like idiots

Oh there are so many more..care to add some? when everything is said and done..Thailand is a great country for us non thai's Lets try to deal with the many things that mak you go hmmmmmm.

[suegha]

Classic thread!

[dr_Pat_Pong]

Paying 200-400 baht to go in parks when your thai wife pays 40 baht.

Your wife is Thai and yet your Thai language is so poor you can't get in for the local price? I've never been charged farang prices since being married. All it takes is a couple of sentences in Thai to convince them

How do you know his wife is Thai?

coz he said she was

[craigrs]

Well if you chumps think its ok people wash clothing in rivers, and paying 400 to go to the parks..and women think your good looking and idiot white guys peeing on the streets..Then i will do my posting at pattaya-addict.

[TheDon]

Jandajoy, please don't recommend people to move north. there are too many here already!

A very good point. I apologise.

OP

DONT COME NORTH.

We all watch each other urinating. National sport.

The menus are in hindustani, or some other language that you don't understand.

The taxi drivers are all blind.

There are no movies.

There are NO seats at the movies.

There are no "white guys" only pinky grey types.

Finally..... everybody is incredibly good looking and handsome. So there's no worries with false compliments. And you obviously wouln't fit in.

Happy Days

that made me laugh

[intumult]

Jandajoy, please don't recommend people to move north. there are too many here already!

A very good point. I apologise.

OP

DONT COME NORTH.

We all watch each other urinating. National sport.

The menus are in hindustani, or some other language that you don't understand.

The taxi drivers are all blind.

There are no movies.

There are NO seats at the movies.

There are no "white guys" only pinky grey types.

Finally..... everybody is incredibly good looking and handsome. So there's no worries with false compliments. And you obviously wouln't fit in.

Happy Days

Wow!! You have taxis up there? Must be you high fliers from C.M.

I go Hmmm when I am hmmmming, usually to a song.

[Aries74]

the bus is full and people still want to get on. This is not america where it comes on schedule 30 min or 1 hour

Please take the next one.

seeing old farang men with young thai girls.

tourists getting sweat, lost, and can not communicated in thai.

farang getting stop by police - bribery

farang getting scams

farang woman wearing short short or no braw in public. This will make most thais go hmmmmmmmm. I say it's hot.

[ashacat]

tourists getting sweat, lost, and can not communicated in thai.

Maybe you should work for the TAT?

[zorro1]

3, Ugly guys with ungly women when they don't have to be with them

This one made me go hmmmmm because not sure if the ugly guys don't have to be with "ungly" women or are you talking about and were trying to spell "unugly women" although dont know if thats actually a word

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Briggsy]

What about things that make you go home?

[Aries74]

tourists getting sweat, lost, and can not communicated in thai.

Maybe you should work for the TAT?

I don't think the TAT would like that.

TAT not doing enough for the tourists and they only can do so much. I do hate seeing tourists get rip off or scam.

bibery and corrupt.

More on hmmmmmmmmm

pay fee to use the restroom.

Do young thai girls really love farang men.

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

[nidge]

More on hmmmmmmmmm

pay fee to use the restroom.

This is hardly a new thing. In the past many, (if not all), public toilets in the UK used to charge to use a cubicle. That's where the phrase "going to spend a penny" came from.

[matte]

tourists getting sweat, lost, and can not communicated in thai.

Maybe you should work for the TAT?

I don't think the TAT would like that.

TAT not doing enough for the tourists and they only can do so much. I do hate seeing tourists get rip off or scam.

bibery and corrupt.

More on hmmmmmmmmm

pay fee to use the restroom.

Do young thai girls really love farang men.

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

And why are they named 7-11?

[pop_corn]

1,Women in mens bathroom watching you piss

2, Women looking at you like you are good looking when you know your not

3, Ugly guys with ungly women when they don't have to be with them

Oh here one

4, "Washing clothing in a beautiful river"

5, Paying 200-400 baht to go in parks when your thai wife pays 40 baht.

6, seating at the movies

7,Going out to eat away from bkk,pattaya, and can't pick a thing on the menu

8, taxi not knowing where there going even if the place is 5 minutes away

9,bkk

10, stupid white guys drunk acting like idiots

Oh there are so many more..care to add some? when everything is said and done..Thailand is a great country for us non thai's Lets try to deal with the many things that mak you go hmmmmmm.

Well, agree with you in many points.. (I dont know about the urinating part! lol) but, as you see most of the guys in this forum will not really agree with you because even tho they know the difference in between beauty or uglyness they will just act like they dont know or the beautiness is just inside (very inside in some cases) of them, you know why????????? cuz most of the ones that get pisses by post like yours (that remind them the truth) are here just for "fun" and well.. you know the rest, I dont want to point much just not to offend them. UP TO THEM, yes, but c'mon seems like not just the taxi drivers are blind in Thailand, also some farang guys. (some?) anyways, good points...specially 2,3,4,5,10.

[chownah]

American Standard squat toilets.

Hmmmmmmmmm

[micksterbs]

I'm all for taking care of the planet but recycling threads?

[initiala4]

Mmmmmm

[sinom]

Manners pllllllllllleeeeeeese

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........................Khrap!

[PhilHarries]

Things that make me go hummmmmm?

Well, when it's around 11 pm and I've had a few beers and the girl at the bar across the road gives me the eye and a smile I think to myself "hmmmmmm".