Visit To Ireland

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A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in

the group was a real curmudgeon, constantly complaining. The

bus seats are uncomfortable.The food is terrible. It's too hot. It's

too cold. The accommodations are awful.

The group arrived at the site of the famous Blarney Stone.

"Good luck will be followin' ya all your days if you kiss the

Blarney Stone,"the guide said. "Unfortunately, it's being

cleaned today and so no one willbe able to kiss it. Perhaps we

can come back tomorrow."

"We can't be here tomorrow," the nasty woman shouted. "We

have some other boring tour to go on. So I guess we can't kiss

the stupid stone."

"Well now," the guide said, "it is said that if you kiss someone

who has kissed the stone, you'll have the same good fortune."

"And I suppose you've kissed the stone," the woman scoffed.

"No, ma'am," the frustrated guide said, "but I've sat on it."