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A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three

likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $50,000 and watches

to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets

her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up

very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be

more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set

of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive

clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent

all the money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market and soccer market. She earns several

times the $50,000. She gives him back his $50,000 and reinvests the

remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for

their future because she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the

money he'd given her.

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Then.........

he married the one with the biggest tits.

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