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An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania. At noon, when the lunch whistle blows, two thousand men and women immediately stop work and leave the building.

"Your workers, they're escaping!" cries the visitor. "You've got to stop them."

"Don't worry, they'll be back," says the American. And indeed, at exactly one o'clock the whistle blows again, and all the workers return from their break.

When the tour is over, the manufacturer turns to his guest and says, "Well, now, which of these machines would you like to order?"

"Forget the machines," says the visitor. "How much do you want for that whistle?"

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Oh my goodness - how bad can they get?

You seem to be reading all of AltumAngel's jokes. Haven't you learnt yet?

I just that statistically one good one might slip in by accident!

Oh, and you seem to be reading all of AAs jokes too! :o

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Oh my goodness - how bad can they get?

You seem to be reading all of AltumAngel's jokes. Haven't you learnt yet?

I just that statistically one good one might slip in by accident!

Oh, and you seem to be reading all of AAs jokes too! :D

I never read AAs jokes unless Suegha has responded. Most times much funnier than the joke itself. :o

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Oh my goodness - how bad can they get?

You seem to be reading all of AltumAngel's jokes. Haven't you learnt yet?

I just that statistically one good one might slip in by accident!

Oh, and you seem to be reading all of AAs jokes too! :D

I never read AAs jokes unless Suegha has responded. Most times much funnier than the joke itself. :o

Oh well, thanks for that! :D

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