Italian's Holiday

[AltumAngel]

One day Ima gonna Malta to a bigga hotel. Ina morning I go to eat brekfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She says go to the toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna two piss onna my plate. She say you better not not piss on plate you sonna ma bitch. Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone does. I tella her you no understand, I wanna fock on the table. She say better not fock on table, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me a sonna ma bitch. So I go to my room inna hotel, and there is no sheit. I call the manager and tella him I wanna a sheit. He tella me go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna sheit on my bed. He say you better not piss on bed you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the man and he call me a sonna ma bitch. I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: ''Peace unto you'' I say ''Piss unto you too ya, sonna ma bitch. I gonna back to Italy''

[suegha]

I don't think I can take much more of this...

[sinom]

I think Altum is going for the 10k mark in crap jokes only !

This could be a new record for TV !

Does this "20yr old, female, Singaporean" not have anything else to say ? Never seen in any other forums !

Could this be Jamesyboi - not seen him in here this year ?

Or Henry the mild mannered janitor ?

Edited March 14, 2008 by sinom

[Crossy]

The "real" version italiant.mp3

My parents have this on a tea-towel, from, you guessed it, Malta

I've had similar thoughts about Jamesyboi

Edited March 14, 2008 by Crossy

[chavy]

mama mia

[DerekP]

Haha, I actually thought it was pretty funny ;D