The Sign

[WillyL]

A man went to a brothel and offered a prostitute $100 to stay with him until he had experienced all styles of sex to find out which was most satisfying.

He tried it in all possible positions, but finally decided the best way was with her sitting on the window sill while he performed the act.

In fact, he got to carried away with the enchantment of this position that he gave a mighty heave and both fell out of the 2nd story window onto the pavement - and were knocked unconscious.

A drunk came down the pavement, looked at the nud_e, entwined couple, looked up at the front steps. He climbed up the steps and knocked on the door.

When the madam came to the door, he said, "Shay, I jist thought I should tell you that yer sign fell down".