Up Or Down

[AltumAngel]

At a Senior Citizen's luncheon, an elderly gentleman

And an elderly lady struck up a conversation and

Discovered that they both loved to fish.

Since both of them were widowed, they decided to

Go fishing together the next day.

The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed

To the river to his fishing boat and started out on

Their adventure.

They were riding down the river when there was a

Fork in the river, and the gentleman asked the lady,

'Do you want to go up or down?'

All of a sudden the lady stripped off her shirt and

Pants and made mad passionate love to the man

Right there in the boat !

When they finished, the man couldn't believe what

Had just happened, but he had just experienced

The best sex that he'd had in years.

They fished for a while and continued on down the

River, when soon they came upon another fork in the

River.

He again asked the lady, 'Up or down ?'

There she went again, stripped off her clothes,

And made wild passionate love to him again.

This really impressed the elderly gentleman, so

He asked her to go fishing again the next day.!

She said yes and there they were the next day,

Riding in the boat when they came upon the fork in

River, and the elderly gentleman asked, 'Up or down ?'

The woman replied, 'Down.'

A little puzzled and disappointed, the gentleman

Guided the boat down the river when he came upon

Another fork in the river and he asked the

Lady, 'Up or down ?'

She replied, 'Up.'

This really confuse d the gentleman so he asked,

'What's the deal? Yesterday, every time I asked

You if you wanted to go up or down you made mad

Passionate love to me. Now today, nothing!'

She replied, 'Well, yesterday I wasn't wearing

My hearing aid and I thought the choices were

<deleted> or drown.'

[suegha]

Haven't you posted this before?

[bruceboy]

Still funny!

[Globeliner]

Haven't you posted this before?

I think so, maybe the old joke book is coming to an end.

[chavy]

one of the better ones