WillyL Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 A man went to the doctor with a strange complaint. "Well it's like this Doc, whenever I play golf, I fall in love with the beautiful, lush fairways and greens we are playing on, and I just burst into song." "What's wrong with that?" said the doc. "Well all I ever sing when we're on the course is 'The Green Green Grass of Home' and it's annoying my colleagues. But there's more, when we get back to the clubhouse, in the bar is the lucky black cat that lives at the club, then at the top of my voice I start singing 'What's new, pussy cat?' and all I get is a barrage of complaint from the other members in the bar. "Can't you sing some different tunes?" said the doctor. "Well no, I just can't seem to sing anything else, but then it gets worse because when I get home, it continues and when I'm asleep and dreaming, I always sing 'Delilah', and my wife is increasingly getting really angry and suspicious. But I just can't seem to stop singing these same tunes. " "Ah, yes I see, I am beginning to suspect that you have the early symptoms of Tom Jones syndrome". "Well I've never heard of that, is it common?" asked the man. "It's not unusual", replied the doctor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 I love it! How many people will actually get it though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warfie Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnOFphon Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 I got it...I love to play Tom Jones and sign along.....wish they had some of his tunes at my local karoke hang out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boksida Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 I love to play Tom Jones and sign along You are the first mute person I have heard of that goes to karaoke bars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chavy Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 I love to play Tom Jones and sign along You are the first mute person I have heard of that goes to karaoke bars. Ditto !! Good joke btw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welsh1 Posted April 5, 2008 Share Posted April 5, 2008 nice one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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