Genie At The Golf Course

[WillyL]

A man tees off on the first green and hits the perfect shot - a hole in one. He runs to the green to retrieve his ball and when he does out comes a genie.

"I am the genie of the first green. For getting a hole in one I shall grant you one wish."

Without giving it a second chance the guy wishes for a big dick. The genie says wish granted then disappears.

Well, the guy looks down into his pants only to find no change. "Oh well, I came to golf so I'll finish the round."

As he completes each hole he begins to notice a change - his dick is getting bigger. In fact, by the time he finishes the 18th hole he has to tuck it in his sock.

"Look at me. I'm a freak. I can't stay like this. I've got to do something about this."

So he goes back to the first green and again hits a hole in one.

This time when the genie arrives the guy says, "I wish for longer legs."