The police received a call from the convent about a strange object flying overhead. When the officer arrived, he spoke with the Mother Superior.

“What kind of object was it,” he asked.

“I don’t know,” she replied. “But would you like me to ask Sister Theresa? She knows exactly what it was.”

“That’s OK,” said the officer. “I’ll just list it as ...

... a nun-identified flying object.”

Arrgghhhh!!!!!

Nice to have a Boon Mee groaner - it's been ages!

pheewww

There's not a "groan" emoticon so I'll have to make do with