April 2, 200818 yr "This house," said the real estate salesman, "has both its good points and its bad points. To show you I'm honest, I'm going to tell you about both. The disadvantages are that there is a chemical plant one block south and a slaughterhouse a block north." "What are the advantages?" inquired the prospective buyer. "The advantage is that you can always tell which way the wind is blowing."
April 2, 200818 yr "This house," said the real estate salesman, "has both its good points and its bad points. To show you I'm honest, I'm going to tell you about both. The disadvantages are that there is a chemical plant one block south and a slaughterhouse a block north.""What are the advantages?" inquired the prospective buyer. "The advantage is that you can always tell which way the wind is blowing." Good one.
April 2, 200818 yr Reminds me of an apartment I once went to see. It was overlooking a huge wall and had absolutely no view which the agent commented on. I said 'Far better to say totally private and not overlooked!' Which was also true. It's not small, it's compact and bijou! Can 'ya tell I started my career as a salesman?
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