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A real-estate agent was driving around with a new trainee when she spotted a charming little farmhouse with a hand lettered "For Sale" sign out front.

She said to the trainee, "I'll show you how to conduct good business."

After briskly introducing herself and her associate to the startled occupant, the agent cruised from room to room, opening closets and cupboards, testing faucets, and pointing out where a "new light fixture here and a little paint there" would help.

Pleased with her assertiveness, the woman was hopeful that the owner would offer her the listing.

"Ma'am," the man said, "I appreciate the home-improvement tips and all, but I think you read my sign wrong. It says,

'HORSE for sale.'"

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