Yesteryears' Pops

The first of the baby-boomers are starting to turn seventy-years old.

In honor of that occasion, a number of popular songs of our era are in the process of being revised to reflect conditions of the present day.

They include:

1.Herman's Hermits -- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker

2.The Bee Gees -- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip

3.Bobby Darin -- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash

4.Ringo Starr -- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends

5.Roberta Flack -- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face

6.Johnny Nash -- I Can't See Clearly Now

7.Paul Simon -- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

8.Commodores -- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom

9.Marvin Gaye -- Heard it Through the Grape Nuts

10.Procol Harem -- A Whiter Shade of Hair

11.Leo Sayer -- You Make Me Feel Like Napping

12.The Temptations -- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone