Breakfast

[WillyL]

A drunk wandered into an all-night diner around 5:30 in the morning. The place was empty except for one tired waitress leaning on the counter and the short order cook who was cleaning up for the day shift.

As the drunken stumbled onto a stool at the counter, the waitress, obviously annoyed, asked him, "What'll you have?" The drunk mumbled, "I want an egg omelet, home fries, toast and black coffee."

The waitress handed the order slip in through the kitchen window to the cook as she rolled her eyes back in her head indicating her displeasure.

The cook said, "I only have one egg because I didn't go out back yet to the chicken coop."

"Don't worry" whispered the waitress, "Just mix anything in the omelet with the egg to fluff it up, he's so drunk, he won't know the difference."

The cook looked around the kitchen and decided to mix in some limburger cheese. "That should really fluff it up" he thought.

Finally the order was ready and the waitress placed it before the drunk who had almost fallen asleep. "Enjoy" she said.

With that, the drunk ravenously cleaned up the last of the omelet and potatoes with his toast and with a mild belch, finished the last of his coffee.

"How was everything?" asked the waitress.

The drunk looked at her through bleary eyes and said "Good, but I've got a question to ask you. Where do you get your eggs?"

"We get them fresh everyday from our chicken coop in the back" replied the waitress.

"Have you got a rooster back there?" asked the drunk.

"No" replied the waitress.

The drunk stood up as he unsteadily made it for the door and said, "You'd better get one cause I think there's a skunk f**king your chickens."