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Gaining Weight

WillyL · 2008-04-16T23:53:22+0000

A nun was walking in the convent when one of the priests noticed she was gaining a little weight. "Gaining a little weight are we Sister Susan?" he asked. "No, Father. Just a little gas," Sister Susan explained. A month or so later the priest noticed that she had gained even more weight. "Gaining some weight are we Sister Susan?" he asked again. "Oh no, Father. Just a little gas," she replied again. A couple of months later the priest noticed Sister Susan pushing a baby carriage around the convent. He leaned over and looked in the carriage and said, "Cute little fart."

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April 16, 2008 in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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