Ok... silly website for a bit of fun....

www.thesurrealist.co.uk/priorart.cgi

Stick in the name of the product and it will generate a random description

totster

Hey Tots,

Good one... I tried the following... Rather amusing.

thaivisadotcom (thaivisadotcom is a newspaper that's fully recycleable! It has a million household uses)

tv.com: tv.com is like a normal marker pen, but it squirts clouds of black ink. )

and my favorite (oh so appropriate)

taksin shinawatra: is an eraser that affixes to any flat surface! It lasts for up to a week and changes colour.