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Superman's had a hard week of fighting crime in Metropolis and is ready for

some R&R. So Friday afternoon he looks up his pals Batman and Spiderman to

see if they're up for going on the prowl that evening. Both turn him down on

account of prior commitments and Superman is pretty ticked. As he's flying

around the stratosphere letting off steam, he spots Wonder Woman lying on

her back stark naked sunbathing on the beach.

"Hey," he thinks, "I'm Superman and I don't need those two clowns to have a

good time. I can just fly down there at the speed of light, catch a quickie

and fly away before she knows what happened."

So, Superman zips down, takes advantage of the situation and flies away at

the speed of light.

Wonder Woman says, "What the hel_l was that?"

The Invisible Man says, "I don't know but it hurt like hel_l"

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