Cultural Differences

[pimmel]

There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere

where

> the following people are stranded:

> * 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman

> * 2 French men and 1 French woman

> * 2 German men and 1 German woman

> * 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman

> * 2 English men and 1 English woman

> * 2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman

> * 2 Swedish men and 1 Swedish woman

> * 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman

>

> One month later on this beautiful deserted island in the middle

of

nowhere....

> * The 1 Italian man killed the other for the Italian woman

> * The 2 French men and the French woman are living happily

> together in a "menage a trois"

> * The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of when

they

> alternate with the German woman

> * The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the

Greek

woman is cleaning and cooking for them

> * The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce

them to

> the English woman

> * The Bulgarian men took one look at the endless ocean, one

look

> at the woman and started swimming.

> * The two Swedish men are contemplating the virtues of

suicide

> while the woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own

and

the true nature of feminism. But at least it's not snowing and

the

taxes are low.

> * The Irish began by dividing their island

Northside-Southside

and setting up a distillery. They don't remember if sex is in

the

picture, cause it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres

of

coconut-whiskey, but at least they know the English aren't

getting

any...