Weird Village

[AltumAngel]

All the women in this village likes to commit adultery behind their husbands' backs. And they like to gossip about it. But they can't mention adultery, so they thought up of another name for it. They call it "fall down".

So they will talk among themselves and share their experience. "I fell down 3 times yesterday!", "Oh really? I fell down a total of 5 times in one night!", blah blah blah.

But these ladies felt guilty, so they will go to their village's church to tell the priest of their sins. They will tell the priest how they "fell down" and so on. So after some time, even the priest also know the true meaning behind "falling down". But one day, the priest was transferred to another church and a new priest came.

The new priest didn't understand anything about "falling down", so he was confused. So he went to check out the village and realised the pavements are indeed quite rough. He went to find the village leader. The priest told him: "All the ladies in your village are frequently falling down, I think it's time you repair your village's pavement."

The leader knew what was "falling down", and so he chuckled and told the priest: "We are a little short on cash, once we have money, we will mend the roads."

It has been a month and the new priest still has ladies telling him that they are "falling down" everyday. He went to find the village leader again. "Why haven't you repair the roads, ladies are still falling down everyday!" he said angrily.

"Even if you don't care about your villagers, at least you should care about your wife! She told me she fell down thrice yesterday!"