When I went to lunch today, I noticed this man about 75-80 years old sitting on a bench near the food court as he was sobbing his eyes out. I stopped and asked him what was wrong.

He said, "I have a 22 year old wife at home. She makes love to me every morning. She then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground, brewed coffee."

I said, "Well, then why are you crying?"

He said, "She makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies. She also makes love to me for half the afternoon."

I said, "Well, so why are you crying?"

He said, "For dinner, she makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite desert. She then makes love to me until 2:00 am."

I said, "Well, why in the world would you be crying?"

The old man said: "I CAN'T REMEMBER WHERE I LIVE!!!!"

that was funny, thanks!