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A guy from a city once went to go see his old collage pal who lived on a farm. Things were going fairly well, and the city guy was doing what he could to help.

One morning the city slicker got up early and decided to fix breakfast for his friends family. First thing he did was go to the henhouse for some fresh eggs. Then he went to the barn to get some milk the old-fashioned way.

However, by the time he got from the barn to the house, his friend was up. The guy from the city decided to show his friend what he got.

When he walked into the kitchen the farmer looked at him. The city guy's face was covered in a white liquid and he had a bucket full of this white stuff. The city guy said, "I milked the cow for you this morning."

The farmer replied, "I don't have a cow. I just have a bull for stud service!"

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