May 12, 200818 yr Thought for the Day: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES ..... THEY ARE NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING ... BUT THEY STILL BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS.
June 16, 200818 yr Author I love the "Boom Boom" thought everyday! Praise be to the Lamb whose blood makes it possible for us to have a debt of $0.00! Have a great day!
June 17, 200818 yr Author Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
June 18, 200818 yr Author Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
June 23, 200818 yr Author Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it. - Mark Twain
June 23, 200818 yr Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. That's a great one ! I like to share this one. "Most of Us Spend A Lot of Time Dreaming of The Future. Never Realizing A Little Arrives Each Day."
June 25, 200818 yr Author "The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it."
June 25, 200818 yr " If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can't buy." ................................................................................ ....................... "In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes." ................................................................................ .......................... "The great gift of human beings is that we have the power of emphathy."
June 26, 200818 yr Author One of the life's mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a person gain five pounds. Unless it has 2 million baht stuffed inside!?! Edited June 26, 200818 yr by ilyushin
June 27, 200818 yr Author My boss tried to reassure us that although things at work were difficult, we were all in the same boat. Easy for him to say. He's riding in first-class.
June 28, 200818 yr Author Give money to a teenager and he'll be satisfied for a day. Give a job to a teenager and he'll never forgive you.
June 29, 200818 yr Author Good things come to those who wait -- if you happen to think waiting is a good thing.
June 29, 200818 yr There's only one thing worse than being talked about..........................not being talked about.
June 30, 200818 yr Author Words you don't want to hear your auto mechanic say: We get your model of car in here a lot.
June 30, 200818 yr People will forget what we said. People will gorget what we did. But people will never forget HOW we make them feel. .............................................................. A rich man is one who isn't afraid to ask the saleman to show him ssomething cheaper.
July 1, 200818 yr Author A government big enough to give you everything you want is strong enough to take everything you have.
July 3, 200818 yr Author Today is perfect for trying out new ways to save money -- either through conservation of some kind, or through more severe techniques, like freezing your credit cards in trays of water.
July 4, 200818 yr One of the life's mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a person gain five pounds. Unless it has 2 million baht stuffed inside!?! aha! topical humour. nice one
July 7, 200818 yr Before you have the urge to fight fire with fire, never forget the fire department uses water.
July 11, 200817 yr Author Uprising and revolution: The act of standing up from one's chair and turning around.
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