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After retiring, I went to the social security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s license to verify my age.

I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry but I seemed to have left my wallet at home. “I will have to go home and come back later.”

The woman says, “Unbutton your shirt.” So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.

She says, “That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me” and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I told my wife about my experience at the social security office.

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Hmmm. All the other times that this joke has been posted here, it continued with a wise crack from the wife about if he had dropped his pants, he would have qualified for disability, too...

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After retiring, I went to the social security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age.

I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry but I seemed to have left my wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later."

The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.

She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I told my wife about my experience at the social security office.

this joke is c$%p, no punchline or anything :o

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