Fishing

[AltumAngel]

Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.

There was snow mixed with the rain, and the wind was blowing 50 mph.

I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

She sleepily replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that crap ?.."

[farangconnection]

Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.

There was snow mixed with the rain, and the wind was blowing 50 mph.

I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

She sleepily replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that crap ?.."

Brilliant

[eefoo]

Nearly as brilliant as this one - just a bit further down the page ......

A guy woke up for his usual early Saturday morning bike ride. He quietly leaves the bed, grabs his bike stuff and tiptoes out of the bedroom in order not to wake his wife. Gets dressed, goes down to the garage to get his bike. Opens the garage door to find it is "raining cats and dogs". After a bit of thought he decides to cancel the ride, tiptoes back upstairs puts back on his pajamas and gets and back into bed.

His wife murmurs in a sleepy voice. "I am so glad you are here honey. You have no idea how lonely it gets on in the bed without you."

Hearing the distant roar of thunder, she snuggles closer to him and says...

"Would you believe that nutty husband of mine is actually out riding his bike in this weather?"