Church Quotes

[AltumAngel]

Some people are kind, polite and sweet-spirited - until you try to get into their pew.

[George Goldtrap, Madison, Tennessee]

The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but the fly comes close.

[Mark Twain]

Most of us spend the first six days of the week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.

[Fred Allen]

Do you know the three times that most people are in church? When they are hatched, matched and dispatched.

[Lowell B. Yoder, Holland, Ohio]

Quit griping about your church; if it were perfect, you couldn't belong.

[Msgr. JosephP. Dooley, Martins Creek, Pennsylvania]

If a church wants a better pastor, it can get one by praying for the one it has.

[Rev. Robert E. Harris]

A lot of church members who are singing "Standing On The Promises" are just sitting on the premises.

[sr. Monique Rysavy]

We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers.

[Donna Maddux, Stillwater, Oklahoma]

Every evening I turn my troubles over to God - He's going to be up all night anyway.

[Donald J. Morgan, Columbus, Ohio]

I don't know why some people change churches - what difference does it make which one you stay home from?

[Rev. Denny Brake]

If a Savior leaves you as you are and where you are, from what has He saved you?

[Rev. Denny Brake]

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God.

[Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.]

If your left hand doesn't know what your right hand is doing, you should consider running for a job in Washington.

[Anonymous]

To err is human; to blame it on somebody else is even more human.

[John Nadeau, Medford, Massachusetts] Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.

[Rev. Denny Brake]