AltumAngel Posted June 13, 2008 Share Posted June 13, 2008 Four guys are telling stories in a bar. One guy leaves for a bathroom break. Three guys are left. The first guy says, "I was worried that my son was gonna be a loser because he started out washing cars for a local dealership. Turns out that he got a break, they made him a salesman, and he sold so many cars that he bought the dealership. In fact, he's so successful that he just gave his best friend a new Mercedes for his birthday." The second guy says, "I was worried about my son too because he started out raking leaves for a Realtor. Turns out HE got a break, they made him a commissioned salesman, and he eventually bought the real estate firm. In fact, he's so successful that he just gave his best friend a new house for his birthday." The third guy says, "Yeah, I hear you. My son started out sweeping floors in a brokerage firm. In fact, he's so rich that he just gave HIS best friend a million in stock for his birthday." The fourth guy comes back from the can. The first 3 explain that they are telling stories about their kids, so he says, "Well, I'm embarrassed to admit that my son is a MAJOR disappointment. He started out as a hairdresser and is STILL a hairdresser after 15 years. In fact, I just found out that he's gay and has SEVERAL boyfriends. But, I try to look at the bright side: his boyfriends just bought him a new Mercedes, a new house, and a million in stock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chavy Posted June 14, 2008 Share Posted June 14, 2008 Great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tinkelbell Posted June 14, 2008 Share Posted June 14, 2008 Love it, one of the best 'punch line'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boater Posted June 15, 2008 Share Posted June 15, 2008 A real joke for once... good on you AltumAngel keep it up.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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