tuky Posted October 29, 2004 Share Posted October 29, 2004 This is the latest version of "THE RURAL AUSTRALIAN DICTIONARY OF COMPUTER TERMINOLOGY" Download - Get the firewood off the ute Log On - Make the barbecue hotter Log Off - The barbecue is too hot Monitor - Keeping an eye on the barbecue Hard drive - Trip back home without any cold tinnies Floppy Disc - What you get lifting too much firewood at once Keyboard - Where you hang the ute and bike keys Window - What you shut when it's cold Screen - What you shut in the mosquito season Byte - What mosquitoes do Bit - What mosquitoes did Mega Byte - What Queensland mosquitoes do Chip - A bar snack Micro Chip - What's left in the bag after you have eaten the chips Modem - What you did to the lawns Dot Matrix - Old Dan Matrix's wife Laptop - Where the cat sleeps Software - Plastic knives and forks you get at McDonald's Hardware - Real stainless steel knives and forks from K Mart Mouse - What eats the grain in the shed Mainframe - What holds the shed up Web - What spiders make Web Site - under the verandah Cursor - Another name for Dan Matrix's wife Search Engine - What you do when the ute won't go Yahoo - What you say when the ute does go Server - The sheila at the pub who brings out the counter lunch Mail Server - The bloke at the pub that brings out the counter lunch User - The neighbour who keeps borrowing things Network - When you have to repair your fishing net Internet - Complicated fish net repair method Netscape - When fish manoeuvres out of reach of net Online - When you get the laundry hung out Off Line - When the pegs don't hold the washing up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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