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A maid was cleaning a penthouse suite in a fancy hotel for the next couple to rent it. She was dusting near an open window with an expensive potted plant on the window sill. She accidentally knocks the plant out the window and leans out to catch it. She loses her balance and falls out the window. The penthouse suite is sixty stories in the air. After she falls about ten floors or so, a man reaches out of an open window and catches the maid in his arms. " Thank you!" she cries. " How can I ever repay you?" The man looks at her and winks. " I think you know what I want..... he says. " No you pervert!" the maid screams.

Angry, the man drops her. She falls another ten stories or so until suddenly another man pops out of an open window and catches her. " Thank you! How can I ever repay you?" the maid says. The man smiles and says " I think you know what I want baby." " No you pervert!!" she screams. The man gets mad and drops her.

As she is falling this time she thinks to herself " Oh God; if you will just spare my life one more time, I'll do anything."

Sure enough, after falling another ten stories or so, a third man pops out of an open window and catches the maid in his arms. The moment he catches her the maid starts screaming... " I'll do everything to you! I'll bend over and let you have your way with me!!"

"EWWW, SLUT!!!!!" the man says and he drops the maid to her death.

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