bkkbound04 Posted November 4, 2004 Share Posted November 4, 2004 a brit returns from a 2 week stay in LOS and promptly visits his GP...... "how was your holiday?" the doctor asks "not too good doc, i was raped by an elephant in walking street and my arse is killing me" the man replies "Oh!...Well take off your trousers and underwear and let me have a look" says the doc the man does as instructed....... "Oh...mmmm, now i know a bit about elephants"says the doc... the doc continues... "they have rather a rather long penis, but it's also very thin.....what seems strange is that your brown eye is 20 inches round" the injured brit turns around in agony and says "yeah the bastard fingered me first" BOOM BOOM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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