Old Golfer

[coxhoedave]

A ninety year old man comes back from the golf course feeling down. "That's it" he says to his wife "I've played golf every day since the day I retired, but it's no good. My eyesight is so poor I can't see where the ball is going." His wife tries to cheer him up and replies "Why don't you take my brother with you to spot the ball" "But he's 103" replies the husband. "He may be 103" says the wife "but his eyesight is perfect" So next day the man heads off to the golf course with his 103 year old brother-in-law as a ball spotter. He tees up at the first hole and gives an almighty swing. As he squints down the course he says to his Brother-in-law, "Did you see the ball" "Of course I saw the ball!" cried the brother-in-law, "I've got perfect 20:20 vision. I saw it go all the way" "then where is it" asked the man. ....."I've forgotton."