One Million Dollars

[fatter than harry]

You receive a letter from the whistle baron saying 'Dear khun farang, thank you for the inspiration behind my car park attendant whistle empire, attached is a cheque for 40 Million Thai Baht'

You cash the cheque and have a million bucks in your pocket, how would you spend it?

[Jeff1]

I would level my wifes familys village and build them some nice townhouses .

Then I would get drunk , really drunk .

[RamdomChances]

I would level my wifes familys village and build them some nice townhouses .

Then I would get drunk , really drunk .

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I'd do the same.......but without building the townhouses

Oh and i'd get drunk first

only joking

[Gazza]

I'd invest all the money into publishing BMTA bus time-tables.

[sas_cars]

I will try to buy thai PR and citizenship.After that,I will invest this money in my business.

[IamMaiC]

How many bargirls can you get for a million dollars??

[kevin_exports_kevin]

How many bargirls can you get for a million dollars?? 

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Ask your wife.

[mbkudu]

You receive a letter from the whistle baron saying 'Dear khun farang, thank you for the inspiration behind my car park attendant whistle empire, attached is a cheque for 40 Million Thai Baht'

You cash the cheque and have a million bucks in your pocket, how would you spend it?

I would start up a whistle empire of course.

[dr_Pat_Pong]

How many bargirls can you get for a million dollars?? 

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More than most fellows could ever handle ( dying in the process might be an enviable way to go )

[IamMaiC]

How many bargirls can you get for a million dollars??  

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More than most fellows could ever handle ( dying in the process might be an enviable way to go )

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That's the pleasurable way to commit suicide eh Doc??

[Jockstar]

Is it US dollars? I'd have a huge party for my mates and family. Then invest the rest. Retire. Live off the interest here in Los.

[mbkudu]

How many bargirls can you get for a million dollars??  

More than most fellows could ever handle ( dying in the process might be an enviable way to go )

That's the pleasurable way to commit suicide eh Doc??

Dude, you're weird.

[IamMaiC]

How many bargirls can you get for a million dollars??  

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More than most fellows could ever handle ( dying in the process might be an enviable way to go )

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That's the pleasurable way to commit suicide eh Doc??

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Dude, you're weird.

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Lighten up man it was a JOKE Hey why are you answering my post's anyway Thought you didn't like what i said most of the time

[mbkudu]

Weirdo, weirdo, weirdooooo.

[IamMaiC]

Weirdo, weirdo, weirdooooo.

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Are you talking about yourself MBK??

[Jockstar]

Forgot to say i'd pay off my folks morgage

[dr_Pat_Pong]

How many bargirls can you get for a million dollars??  

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More than most fellows could ever handle ( dying in the process might be an enviable way to go )

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That's the pleasurable way to commit suicide eh Doc??

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You wouldn't know whether you were coming or going

[IamMaiC]

How many bargirls can you get for a million dollars??  

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More than most fellows could ever handle ( dying in the process might be an enviable way to go )

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That's the pleasurable way to commit suicide eh Doc??

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You wouldn't know whether you were coming or going

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Doc I don't know about you but I know when I would be coming

[dr_Pat_Pong]

How many bargirls can you get for a million dollars??  

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More than most fellows could ever handle ( dying in the process might be an enviable way to go )

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That's the pleasurable way to commit suicide eh Doc??

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You wouldn't know whether you were coming or going

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Doc I don't know about you but I know when I would be coming

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That's the important part of the event

[IamMaiC]

How many bargirls can you get for a million dollars??  

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More than most fellows could ever handle ( dying in the process might be an enviable way to go )

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That's the pleasurable way to commit suicide eh Doc??

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You wouldn't know whether you were coming or going

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Doc I don't know about you but I know when I would be coming

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That's the important part of the event

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For all members involved

[elsie]

My mate's thread has been hijacked and turned into yet another BG thing.. and getting weirder since. Stop smoking whatever you have been on now. You're really weird, IamMaiC.

[IamMaiC]

My mate's thread has been hijacked and turned into yet another BG thing.. and getting weirder since. Stop smoking whatever you have been on now. You're really weird, IamMaiC.

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Sorry don't do drugs and the thread is not over When was it turned into a bargirl thing, I was just making a joke hey don't just criticize me ahhhhh Dr PP had a part in it also

[RamdomChances]

Back on topic, what would I do with 1 mill dollars ?

The usual I guess give some to the folks and the wifes folks, buy a new car. Take the wife on holidays to lots of different countries , generally try to stop her spending it, I think she thinks money has a sell by date!! if you dont use it, it will go off or something.

I'd like to but a nice holiday home in Phuket, met a guy in a bar there once called "dave" reconed he was in the "trade" and could sort me out with something nice, he seemed a bit dodgy to me though

[IamMaiC]

Back on topic, what would I do with 1 mill dollars ?

The usual I guess give some to the folks and the wifes folks, buy a new car. Take the wife on holidays to lots of different countries , generally try to stop spending it.

I'd like to but a nice holiday home in Phuket, met a guy in a bar there once called "dave" reconed he was in the "trade" and could sort me out with something nice, he seemed a bit dodgy to me though

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Be careful First winner of the New York state Lottery won the same amout and he's penny less now

[chuchok]

F'ing great big boat, with a crew of absolute stunners. 'course the wife would either divorce or castrate me (probably both)

[RamdomChances]

yea put me down for the boat as well, oh and a helicopter to transfer my from my stunning country ranch, to my luxry holiday home in Phuket, hmm mabye I wont need the new car with the boat and helicopter and all that

[davethailand]

Back on topic, what would I do with 1 mill dollars ?

The usual I guess give some to the folks and the wifes folks, buy a new car. Take the wife on holidays to lots of different countries , generally try to stop her spending it, I think she thinks money has a sell by date!! if you dont use it, it will go off or something.  

I'd like to but a nice holiday home in Phuket, met a guy in a bar there once called "dave" reconed he was in the "trade" and could sort me out with something nice, he seemed a bit dodgy to me though

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This Dave sounds like a mysterious chap

[Totster]

1 Million Dollars eh...

I'd buy penny chews... probably black Jacks or fruit salad, maybe 50/50...

So at todays exhange rates I would get £504,261 from $1,000,000.

That would mean I could buy 50,426,100 penny chews... woooo hooo...

Anyone know a good dentist ?

totster

[davethailand]

1 Million Dollars eh...

I'd buy penny chews... probably black Jacks or fruit salad, maybe 50/50...

So at todays exhange rates I would get £504,261 from $1,000,000.

That would mean I could buy  50,426,100 penny chews... woooo hooo...

Anyone know a good dentist ?   

totster   

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You forgot Refresher chews, Wham chews, drumsticks and mojo's, (oh they were half a p.

[Tornado]

How many bargirls can you get for a million dollars?? 

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I didnt think Iraq had any