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One Million Dollars

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You receive a letter from the whistle baron saying 'Dear khun farang, thank you for the inspiration behind my car park attendant whistle empire, attached is a cheque for 40 Million Thai Baht'

You cash the cheque and have a million bucks in your pocket, how would you spend it?

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I would level my wifes familys village and build them some nice townhouses .

Then I would get drunk , really drunk .

I would level my wifes familys village and build them some nice townhouses .

Then I would get drunk , really drunk .

I'd do the same.......but without building the townhouses

Oh and i'd get drunk first :D

only joking :o

I'd invest all the money into publishing BMTA bus time-tables. :o

I will try to buy thai PR and citizenship.After that,I will invest this money in my business. :o

How many bargirls can you get for a million dollars?? :o

How many bargirls can you get for a million dollars??  :o

Ask your wife.

You receive a letter from the whistle baron saying 'Dear khun farang, thank you for the inspiration behind my car park attendant whistle empire, attached is a cheque for 40 Million Thai Baht'

You cash the cheque and have a million bucks in your pocket, how would you spend it?

I would start up a whistle empire of course.

How many bargirls can you get for a million dollars??  :o

More than most fellows could ever handle ( dying in the process might be an enviable way to go ) :D

How many bargirls can you get for a million dollars??   :D

More than most fellows could ever handle ( dying in the process might be an enviable way to go ) :D

That's the pleasurable way to commit suicide eh Doc?? :o

Is it US dollars? I'd have a huge party for my mates and family. Then invest the rest. Retire. Live off the interest here in Los.

How many bargirls can you get for a million dollars??   :D

More than most fellows could ever handle ( dying in the process might be an enviable way to go ) :D

That's the pleasurable way to commit suicide eh Doc?? :o

Dude, you're weird.

How many bargirls can you get for a million dollars??   :D

More than most fellows could ever handle ( dying in the process might be an enviable way to go ) :D

That's the pleasurable way to commit suicide eh Doc?? :o

Dude, you're weird.

Lighten up man it was a JOKE :D Hey why are you answering my post's anyway Thought you didn't like what i said most of the time :D

Weirdo, weirdo, weirdooooo. :o

Weirdo, weirdo, weirdooooo. :D

Are you talking about yourself MBK?? :o

Forgot to say i'd pay off my folks morgage

How many bargirls can you get for a million dollars??   :D

More than most fellows could ever handle ( dying in the process might be an enviable way to go ) :D

That's the pleasurable way to commit suicide eh Doc?? :o

You wouldn't know whether you were coming or going :D

:D

How many bargirls can you get for a million dollars??   :D

More than most fellows could ever handle ( dying in the process might be an enviable way to go ) :D

That's the pleasurable way to commit suicide eh Doc?? :o

You wouldn't know whether you were coming or going :D

Doc I don't know about you but I know when I would be coming

:wub:

:D
How many bargirls can you get for a million dollars??   :D

More than most fellows could ever handle ( dying in the process might be an enviable way to go ) :wub:

That's the pleasurable way to commit suicide eh Doc?? :o

You wouldn't know whether you were coming or going :D

Doc I don't know about you but I know when I would be coming

-_-

That's the important part of the event :D

:wub:
How many bargirls can you get for a million dollars??   :D

More than most fellows could ever handle ( dying in the process might be an enviable way to go ) -_-

That's the pleasurable way to commit suicide eh Doc?? :D

You wouldn't know whether you were coming or going :D

Doc I don't know about you but I know when I would be coming

:(

That's the important part of the event :D

For all members involved :o

My mate's thread has been hijacked and turned into yet another BG thing.. and getting weirder since. Stop smoking whatever you have been on now. You're really weird, IamMaiC.

My mate's thread has been hijacked and turned into yet another BG thing.. and getting weirder since. Stop smoking whatever you have been on now. You're really weird, IamMaiC.

Sorry don't do drugs and the thread is not over :o When was it turned into a bargirl thing, I was just making a joke hey don't just criticize me ahhhhh Dr PP had a part in it also :D

Back on topic, what would I do with 1 mill dollars ?

The usual I guess give some to the folks and the wifes folks, buy a new car. Take the wife on holidays to lots of different countries , generally try to stop her spending it, I think she thinks money has a sell by date!! if you dont use it, it will go off or something. :o

I'd like to but a nice holiday home in Phuket, met a guy in a bar there once called "dave" reconed he was in the "trade" and could sort me out with something nice, he seemed a bit dodgy to me though :D

Back on topic, what would I do with 1 mill dollars ?

The usual I guess give some to the folks and the wifes folks, buy a new car. Take the wife on holidays to lots of different countries , generally try to stop spending it.

I'd like to but a nice holiday home in Phuket, met a guy in a bar there once called "dave" reconed he was in the "trade" and could sort me out with something nice, he seemed a bit dodgy to me though :o

Be careful First winner of the New York state Lottery won the same amout and he's penny less now

F'ing great big boat, with a crew of absolute stunners. 'course the wife would either divorce or castrate me (probably both):o

yea put me down for the boat as well, oh and a helicopter to transfer my from my stunning country ranch, to my luxry holiday home in Phuket, hmm mabye I wont need the new car with the boat and helicopter and all that :o

Back on topic, what would I do with 1 mill dollars ?

The usual I guess give some to the folks and the wifes folks, buy a new car. Take the wife on holidays to lots of different countries , generally try to stop her spending it, I think she thinks money has a sell by date!! if you dont use it, it will go off or something. :D 

I'd like to but a nice holiday home in Phuket, met a guy in a bar there once called "dave" reconed he was in the "trade" and could sort me out with something nice, he seemed a bit dodgy to me though :D

This Dave sounds like a mysterious chap :o

1 Million Dollars eh...

I'd buy penny chews... probably black Jacks or fruit salad, maybe 50/50...

So at todays exhange rates I would get £504,261 from $1,000,000.

That would mean I could buy 50,426,100 penny chews... woooo hooo...

Anyone know a good dentist ? :o:D

totster :D:D

1 Million Dollars eh...

I'd buy penny chews... probably black Jacks or fruit salad, maybe 50/50...

So at todays exhange rates I would get £504,261 from $1,000,000.

That would mean I could buy  50,426,100 penny chews... woooo hooo...

Anyone know a good dentist ?  :o  :D

totster  :D  :D

You forgot Refresher chews, Wham chews, drumsticks and mojo's, (oh they were half a p. :D

How many bargirls can you get for a million dollars??  :D

I didnt think Iraq had any :o

:D

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