fatter than harry Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 You receive a letter from the whistle baron saying 'Dear khun farang, thank you for the inspiration behind my car park attendant whistle empire, attached is a cheque for 40 Million Thai Baht' You cash the cheque and have a million bucks in your pocket, how would you spend it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff1 Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 I would level my wifes familys village and build them some nice townhouses . Then I would get drunk , really drunk . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamdomChances Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 I would level my wifes familys village and build them some nice townhouses .Then I would get drunk , really drunk . <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'd do the same.......but without building the townhouses Oh and i'd get drunk first only joking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gazza Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 I'd invest all the money into publishing BMTA bus time-tables. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sas_cars Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 I will try to buy thai PR and citizenship.After that,I will invest this money in my business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IamMaiC Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 How many bargirls can you get for a million dollars?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin_exports_kevin Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 How many bargirls can you get for a million dollars?? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ask your wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbkudu Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 You receive a letter from the whistle baron saying 'Dear khun farang, thank you for the inspiration behind my car park attendant whistle empire, attached is a cheque for 40 Million Thai Baht'You cash the cheque and have a million bucks in your pocket, how would you spend it? I would start up a whistle empire of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 How many bargirls can you get for a million dollars?? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> More than most fellows could ever handle ( dying in the process might be an enviable way to go ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IamMaiC Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 How many bargirls can you get for a million dollars?? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> More than most fellows could ever handle ( dying in the process might be an enviable way to go ) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That's the pleasurable way to commit suicide eh Doc?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jockstar Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 Is it US dollars? I'd have a huge party for my mates and family. Then invest the rest. Retire. Live off the interest here in Los. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbkudu Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 How many bargirls can you get for a million dollars?? More than most fellows could ever handle ( dying in the process might be an enviable way to go ) That's the pleasurable way to commit suicide eh Doc?? Dude, you're weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IamMaiC Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 How many bargirls can you get for a million dollars?? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> More than most fellows could ever handle ( dying in the process might be an enviable way to go ) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That's the pleasurable way to commit suicide eh Doc?? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Dude, you're weird. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Lighten up man it was a JOKE Hey why are you answering my post's anyway Thought you didn't like what i said most of the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbkudu Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 Weirdo, weirdo, weirdooooo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IamMaiC Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 Weirdo, weirdo, weirdooooo. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Are you talking about yourself MBK?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jockstar Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 Forgot to say i'd pay off my folks morgage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 How many bargirls can you get for a million dollars?? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> More than most fellows could ever handle ( dying in the process might be an enviable way to go ) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That's the pleasurable way to commit suicide eh Doc?? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You wouldn't know whether you were coming or going Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IamMaiC Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 How many bargirls can you get for a million dollars?? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> More than most fellows could ever handle ( dying in the process might be an enviable way to go ) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That's the pleasurable way to commit suicide eh Doc?? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You wouldn't know whether you were coming or going <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Doc I don't know about you but I know when I would be coming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 How many bargirls can you get for a million dollars?? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> More than most fellows could ever handle ( dying in the process might be an enviable way to go ) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That's the pleasurable way to commit suicide eh Doc?? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You wouldn't know whether you were coming or going <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Doc I don't know about you but I know when I would be coming <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That's the important part of the event Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IamMaiC Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 How many bargirls can you get for a million dollars?? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> More than most fellows could ever handle ( dying in the process might be an enviable way to go ) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That's the pleasurable way to commit suicide eh Doc?? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You wouldn't know whether you were coming or going <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Doc I don't know about you but I know when I would be coming <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That's the important part of the event <{POST_SNAPBACK}> For all members involved Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elsie Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 My mate's thread has been hijacked and turned into yet another BG thing.. and getting weirder since. Stop smoking whatever you have been on now. You're really weird, IamMaiC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IamMaiC Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 My mate's thread has been hijacked and turned into yet another BG thing.. and getting weirder since. Stop smoking whatever you have been on now. You're really weird, IamMaiC. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Sorry don't do drugs and the thread is not over When was it turned into a bargirl thing, I was just making a joke hey don't just criticize me ahhhhh Dr PP had a part in it also Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamdomChances Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 Back on topic, what would I do with 1 mill dollars ? The usual I guess give some to the folks and the wifes folks, buy a new car. Take the wife on holidays to lots of different countries , generally try to stop her spending it, I think she thinks money has a sell by date!! if you dont use it, it will go off or something. I'd like to but a nice holiday home in Phuket, met a guy in a bar there once called "dave" reconed he was in the "trade" and could sort me out with something nice, he seemed a bit dodgy to me though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IamMaiC Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 Back on topic, what would I do with 1 mill dollars ?The usual I guess give some to the folks and the wifes folks, buy a new car. Take the wife on holidays to lots of different countries , generally try to stop spending it. I'd like to but a nice holiday home in Phuket, met a guy in a bar there once called "dave" reconed he was in the "trade" and could sort me out with something nice, he seemed a bit dodgy to me though <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Be careful First winner of the New York state Lottery won the same amout and he's penny less now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuchok Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 F'ing great big boat, with a crew of absolute stunners. 'course the wife would either divorce or castrate me (probably both) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RamdomChances Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 yea put me down for the boat as well, oh and a helicopter to transfer my from my stunning country ranch, to my luxry holiday home in Phuket, hmm mabye I wont need the new car with the boat and helicopter and all that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davethailand Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 Back on topic, what would I do with 1 mill dollars ?The usual I guess give some to the folks and the wifes folks, buy a new car. Take the wife on holidays to lots of different countries , generally try to stop her spending it, I think she thinks money has a sell by date!! if you dont use it, it will go off or something. I'd like to but a nice holiday home in Phuket, met a guy in a bar there once called "dave" reconed he was in the "trade" and could sort me out with something nice, he seemed a bit dodgy to me though <{POST_SNAPBACK}> This Dave sounds like a mysterious chap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totster Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 1 Million Dollars eh... I'd buy penny chews... probably black Jacks or fruit salad, maybe 50/50... So at todays exhange rates I would get £504,261 from $1,000,000. That would mean I could buy 50,426,100 penny chews... woooo hooo... Anyone know a good dentist ? totster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davethailand Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 1 Million Dollars eh... I'd buy penny chews... probably black Jacks or fruit salad, maybe 50/50... So at todays exhange rates I would get £504,261 from $1,000,000. That would mean I could buy 50,426,100 penny chews... woooo hooo... Anyone know a good dentist ? totster <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You forgot Refresher chews, Wham chews, drumsticks and mojo's, (oh they were half a p. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tornado Posted November 6, 2004 Share Posted November 6, 2004 How many bargirls can you get for a million dollars?? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I didnt think Iraq had any Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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