Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"

The second engineer replied, "Well I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes, and said, "

Take what you want!"

The first engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."

Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"

The second engineer replied, "Well I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes, and said, "

Take what you want!"

The first engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."

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