Sunday Sermon

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A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday Sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.

The fourth worm was put into a jar of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the Sermon, the Minister reported the following

results:

The first worm in alcohol - Dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead.

Third worm in sperm - Dead.

Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

Next the Minister asked the congregation - What can you learn from this

demonstration?

A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said, "As long

as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't have worms!"