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Asian Tales Just For Fun

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Asian Tale/ or maybe a climpse at real life

It must be like the 13Th or 14Th Commandment or at least written some where:

Thou shall not dip thy pen in company ink

Short storey from an expat book that I read, but a cute story

Expat hires himself a house keeper. She is a beautiful sexy young lady. Turns out very sensual and active. Well he being a he just could not contain himself. So they begin the dance of the ages. Life between the sheets is wonderful after a few weeks he has no clothes that are clean any longer. They have been going out for dinner since her was no longer any food in the house. The bed covers were getting a very unique odor; the dust in the house was about an inch deep. Things in the sink were creating a new life.

So he says to his new housekeeper, you things are getting really dirty. She yes darling we need to hire a housekeeper.

Just thought it was cute and gives a flavor of the unique things you run into living here. Not bad just different. Welcome to a share few of your won, remember this is for fun

First time I arrived in Pattaya I found an address where I could room on Soi 7.

I set off on foot, dragging my bags and a young guy on a motorbike stopped and offered to give me a lift.

When we got there I offloaded my bags, thanked him and stood him a beer.

When I stood up to leave he said, "Ten baht".

I asked him what for and he said, "Taxi".

Asian Tale/ or maybe a climpse at real life

It must be like the 13Th or 14Th Commandment or at least written some where:

Thou shall not dip thy pen in company ink

Short storey from an expat book that I read, but a cute story

Expat hires himself a house keeper. She is a beautiful sexy young lady. Turns out very sensual and active. Well he being a he just could not contain himself. So they begin the dance of the ages. Life between the sheets is wonderful after a few weeks he has no clothes that are clean any longer. They have been going out for dinner since her was no longer any food in the house. The bed covers were getting a very unique odor; the dust in the house was about an inch deep. Things in the sink were creating a new life.

So he says to his new housekeeper, you things are getting really dirty. She yes darling we need to hire a housekeeper.

Just thought it was cute and gives a flavor of the unique things you run into living here. Not bad just different. Welcome to a share few of your won, remember this is for fun

Sounds like a take from one of the Seinfeld episodes....

Last week I was in Danang, Vietnam. I inadvertently and unknowingly dropped my sunglasses on the street. I had just bought an expensive pair in Bangkok before my trip: titanium frames, hard-coated lenses, etc.. Five minutes later, I realized what had happened and ran back to the spot where I thought I'd dropped them. No sunglasses.

However, there were three people at that spot: Two middle-aged lady food vendors and an older motorcycle taxi driver. The driver was sporting my new sunglasses, but I didn't notice.

I asked the two vendors, "I dropped my sunglasses here, have you seen them?" They both pointed a bony finger at the motorcycle driver, who grinned like the Cheshire cat, held out his hand for the "found" reward money, and demanded 300,000 Dong, about $20 USD.

I thought I was going to have to buy my sunglasses back until something unexpected happened: The two little Vietnamese ladies scowled and started shouting at him. He protested just as loudly, keeping his empty hand out. Then they both proceeded to rush out from behind their vending carts, and literally beat him on the top of the head with their fists while he tried warding them off with his flailing arms. The look on his face was priceless: total surprise and humiliation!

In about 2 seconds, I got my sunglasses back from an uninjured but cowed motorcycle driver, tail between legs. Free.

Sometimes mob justice is pretty cool. :o

As this topic suit more to the Farang Pub I'll move it there.

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back in my younger days while I was still attending WBU ( Water Buffalo Univseirty) my Mia Noi days, had a sweet and I mean a real foxy 20 year old. Had spent the afternoon with her. Hooked up with a bud to go have some beers well the exwife didn't really seem to think about Mia Nois that way I had it expalined to me by farrang friends in the know. So she was getting bitcher by the second.

We end up at the guys house and sent his daughter to go get the wife. Who came back with the message that I got myeslf there and I could find my own way home.

Well when I went home ther I sit thinking well lets see 38 year old bitchy wife, 20 year old sexy Mia Noi. As I was starting the bike.....................................

I invoked the 15 Min. rule

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