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A man was quietly sitting at the bar with a gloomy look on his face,

The bartender approached him and said “what’s the matter friend?”.

He replied, my wife is going to be so pissed at me for staying out this late.

The bartender replies “not to worry” this is what you do.. Go home and sneak in quietly and the Ravish her like there’s not tomorrow.!

The man smiled and said wow thanks it’s ill do that, so he left home snuck in though the back doer and took off all he’s cloths and then jumped in to bed and began.

The next morning he woke up and went to the bathroom where he’s wife was washing her face and looked at him and said. “why you look so happy”?

Then he looked at his wife with a blank look, while she said "well anyway please make the bed nice and clean as my mother will spend the night over again".

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