Beer

A handful of 7 year old children were asked what they thought of beer.....

7-year-old Tim: ' I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the prettier my mom gets.'

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7-year-old Mellanie: ' Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want on television when he is asleep, so beer is nice.'

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7-year-old Grady: 'My Mom and Dad both like beer. My Mom gets funny when she drinks it and takes her top off at parties, but Dad doesn't think this is very funny....'

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7-year-old Toby: 'My Mom and Dad talk funny when they drink beer and the more they drink the more they give kisses to each other, which is a good thing.'

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7-year-old Sarah: 'My Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny.

He also wets his pants sometimes, so he shouldn't have too much....'

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7-year-old Lilly: 'My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the better he dances. One time he danced right into the pool....'

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7-year-old Ethan: 'I don't like beer very much. Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the sausages on the barbeque and they taste disgusting!'

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7-year-old Shirley: 'I give dads' beer to the dog and he goes to sleep.'

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7-year-old Jack: 'My Mom drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my father. Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to 'go bury his bone down the street again' but that doesn't make any sense.'