Country Song Titles

[AltumAngel]

Readers of New York magazine were asked to invent country-song titles. Here are some entries:

Ain't No Trash In My Trailer Since The Night I Threw You Out

You Wanted To Get Hitched, But My Heart Is Filled With Whoa

Baked My Sweetie A Pie, But He Left With A Tart

I Lost My Honey Bunny On A Bad Hare Day

She Chews Tobacco, But She Didn't Choose Me

The Peach I Picked In Georgia Didn't Cling To Me For Long

Don't Want That Floozy In My Jacuzzi

I Found The Recipe For Heartbreak In A Cookbook On Your Shelf

Now That We're Miserable, I Hope You're Happy

[mgjackson69]

I'm So Miserable Without You (It's Almost Like Having You Here)

A Bottle in Front of Me is Better Than....uhhhmm...A Doctor Cuttin' on the Front of My Noggin

[Buckwheat]

"Between You and My Horse, I Have 2 Nags in My Life" - Bill Bernico

[Boksida]

Here's a few more real ones for C&W fans:

Country Song Titles

1. There's Not Enough 4-Ply In This Old World To Wipe Your Skidmarks From My Heart -- from Mike Welsh, Radio 2CC, Canberra, ACT, AUSTRALIA
   
2. I'm Losing Her by Fractions -- 1 Fifth at a Time
   
3. I Grew up Wearing Hand-Me-Downs
   
4. She's So Ugly She Makes My Cat Bark
   
5. Running My Fingers Through Your Hair Messes Up My Mind
   
6. When She Bleached Her Hair it Frosted Me
   
7. My Heart Kept Me Awake All Night
   
8. I Found a Cadillac of a Woman in the Backseat of a Chevy
   
9. I Met Her in the Washateria and We Went out with the Tide
   
10. I'm Too Square to be Part of a Love Triangle
    
11. When She Took Off Her Pullover I was a Pushover
    
12. I put my Heart in the Mail Last Night
    
13. My Skin Always Crawls Back to You
    
14. I Was 40, She Was 20, and We Went like 60
    
15. Sold for the Prevention of Heartache Only
    
16. She was Just a City Girl who Thought Twang was an Orange Drink
    
17. When I Stopped the Car her Motor Started
    
18. Her Teeth were Stained but her Heart was Pure
    
19. I Hate Loving You
    
20. I Can't Sing the Note You Left Me
    
21. I'm Tired of Being a Caboose
    
22. She Sang with Me then Played with the Band
    
23. Don't Leave a Forwarding Address When You're Moving Backwards
    
24. I've Been Kicked Out of Better Places Than Your Heart
    
25. Monday Morning Ain't Saturday Night
    
26. I Caught her Drinking Johnny Walker with Tom, Dick and Harry
    
27. It Makes me Sick to Drink to Your Health
    
28. It's Sad that I'm a Happy Drunk
    
29. I Asked the Bartender for Whiskey 'Cuz He was Out of You
    
30. When it Rains, I Pour
    
31. If God Sees Everything, I'm in a Lot of Trouble When I Die
    
32. I Been to hel_l and I Don't Want to Go Back
    
33. I've Been in Jail and I've Been in Love, and I'd Rather be in Jail
    
34. There Ain't no Neon in Prison
    
35. It Got Around to Me that She'd Been Getting Around to Him
    
36. I Put on a Clean Shirt to do Her Dirty
    
37. I Got up on the Right Side of the Wrong Bed
    
38. While I was out Jogging, She Was Running Around
    
39. The Hair on Her Chest was His
    
40. He Won but She Ain't no Prize
    
41. When She Said She was Sleepy I Knew She was Tired of Me
    
42. She Told me She Didn't Know How to Tell Me
    
43. I Ain't Sleeping with the One That's Keeping Me Awake at Night
    
44. It's OK to be Lonely as Long as You're not Alone
    
45. I had Open-Heart Surgery in a Honky-Tonk
    
46. I Wish the Beer Was as Cold as the Bed
    
47. The Man from the Gas Company Turned My Woman On
    
48. My One-Night Stand Stood Me Up
    
49. I Remember When She Forgot Me
    
50. The Only Thing That's Up is My Number
    
51. You Can't be Lonelier than Me Unless You're Her
    
52. Since you Left Me I Don't Feel Like Dressing Up, But It Ain't Much Fun Getting Naked Either
    
53. My Ballpoint Won't Write Over Tears
    
54. The Apple of My Eye Turned Out to Be a Fruit
    
55. She Dumped Me for the Garbage Man
    
56. I Found her Phone Number in a Restroom and Ain't Rested Since
    
57. My Heart is Collecting Dust
    
58. Kleenex is my Best Friend
    
59. I Can't Get Over You So You're Gonna Have to Get Up and Answer the Phone Yourself
    
60. The Trailer Sure Seems Lonely Now That You and Our Nine Kids Are Gone
    
61. You Can Take the Boy Outta the Country, but You Can't Take the Bullets Outta That City-Boy Who Just Cut Me Off in His Saab
    
62. Smells Like Team Roping
    
63. I Dropped the Bookcase On My Darlin' and Pleaded Shelf Defense
    
64. (Her Bar Tab Is a) Leading Economic Indicator
    
65. I Thought I Had Tourette's, But I Just Like Talkin' Dirty To You
    
66. You're My Kleenex of Love, and I'm Afraid I'm Gonna Blow It
    
67. Tearstains on My Pillow Are the Only Wet Spots in My Bed
    
68. I Can't Stop Thinkin' About Cowboys (And I'm a Cowboy, Too)
    
69. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth, Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
    
70. I Bought A Car From A Guy Who Stole My Girl, But It Don't Run So We're even.
    
71. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
    
72. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
    
73. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
    
74. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
    
75. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
    
76. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
    
77. She's Looking Better After Every Beer
    
78. I Haven't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women, But I've Sure Woke Up With a Few.
    
79. I Lost My Honey Bunny on a Bad Hare Day
    
80. Ain't No Trash Been in My Trailer Since the Night I Threw You Out
    
81. You Want to Get Hitched, But My Heart is Filled with Whoa
    
82. Baked a Sweetie Pie, But He Left With a Tart
    
83. She Chews Tobacco, but She Won't Choose Me
    
84. The Peach I Picked in Georgia Didn't Cling to Me For Long
    
85. Don't Want That Floozy in My Jacuzzi
    
86. I Found the Recipe for Heartbreak in a Cookbook on Your Shelf
    
87. Now That We're Miserable, I Hope You're Happy
    
88. All I Want From You (Is Away)
    Written by Bobby Harden (ASCAP)
    
89. All My Exes Live In Texas
    
90. All the Guys that Turn Me On Turn Me Down
    Written by Gene Plott, Harold Powell & Roni Stoneman (BMI) (courtesy of "Narkspud")
    
91. Am I Double Parked by the Curbstone of Your Heart? (courtesy of Michael)
    Double Parked Heart by Jim Pollock (BMI) (Could this be the same song?)
    
92. An Old Flame Can't Hold A Candle To You
    Several songs in the databases called "Old Flame."
    
93. Are You Drinkin With Me Jesus?
    by Mojo Nixon, Country Dick Montana, Peter & Louise Berryman (BMI)
    the song contains the truly touching lyrics:
    "Does your head pound Jesus as hung over you do rise....how does paradise look Jesus, through holy bloodshot eyes...
    Should we take a cab home Jesus...aw man we can hoof it from here...
    I know you can walk on the water but can you walk on this much beer?"
    
94. Are You on the Top 40 of the Lord?
    
95. At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump
    
96. Beauty is Only Skin Deep, but Ugly Goes Clean to the Bone
    
97. Billy Broke My Heart at Walgreens and I Cried All the Way to Sears
    
98. Bubba Shot The Jukebox
    
99. Bubba's Inconvenience Store
    
100. Come out of the Wheatfield Nellie, You're Going Against the Grain
     
101. Cow Cow Blues
     
102. Cow Cow Boogie (Moo Moo My Love)..
     
103. Cow Cow Strut
     
104. Did I Shave my Legs for This?
     
105. Don't Believe My Heart Can Stand Another You.
     by Tanya Tucker (BMI)
     
106. Don't Chop Any Wood Mother, I'm Comin' in With a Load!
     
107. Don't Come Home a-Drinkin' With Lovin' on Yo-mind
     by Loretta Lynn (BMI)
     
108. Don't Give Me A Plastic Saddle 'Cuz I Want To Feel That Leather When I Ride
     
109. Don't Make Love To a Country Music Singer
     
110. Don't Roll Those Bloodshot Eyes at Me
     
111. Don't Squeeze My Sharmon.
     
112. Don't Strike A Match (To The Book Of Love)
     
113. Drop Kick Me Jesus (Through The Goal Posts Of Life.
     
114. Feelin' Single and Drinkin' Doubles
     
115. Feelin' Single and Seein' Double
     by Emmy Lou Harris (Elite Hotel album) - written by Wayne Kemp (BMI)
     
116. Four on the Floor and a Fifth Under the Seat
     Written by Rex Pearce (BMI)
     
117. Get Off The Stove,Grandma, You're Too Old To Ride The Range
     by Colin Hartridge (SOCAN)
     
118. Get Off the Table, Mabel (The Two Dollars is for the Beer)
     by Bull Moose Jackson
     
119. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven, And Your Buns In The Bed.
     Written by Richard Friedman (BMI)
     
120. Git Up Off'n the Floor Hannah (a Bitter New Year's Eve)
     by Red Ingle and the Natural Seven, Written by Foster Carling & Joe Washburne (ASCAP)
     
121. Going to hel_l in Your Heavenly Arms
     by the Austin Lounge Lizards (ASCAP)
     
122. Guess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Heart.
     Written by Liz Anderson (BMI)
     
123. Hand me the Pool Cue and Call Yourself an Ambulance
     
124. He's got a Way with Women...and He's Just got Away with Mine
     
125. Her Only Bad Habit Is Me
     
126. Here's A Quarter (Call Someone Who Cares)
     by Travis Tritt - "It's All About to Change"
     
127. He Went To Sleep and The Hogs Ate Him (Now Claude's Gone Forever)
     
128. High Cost of Low Living
     by John Steele & James Sloane (ASCAP)
     
129. Hog Sloppin' Time in the Hollow
     
130. by Chuck Mayfield - Written by Antell & Tyler (BMI)
     
131. Hold On To Your Men..Cause she's Single Again
     
132. How Can I Get Over You if You Won't Get Out from Under Me?
     
133. How Can I Get Over You Till You Get Out from Under Him?
     
134. How Can I Miss You if You Won't Go Away?
     Written by Leonard Linnehan & Louis Philip Perry (ASCAP)
     
135. How Can You Believe Me When I Say I Love You, When You Know I've Been A Liar All My Life?
     
136. How Come My Dog Don't Bark (When You Come Around)? by Dr. John
     
137. How Come Your Dog Don't Bite Nobody But Me?
     by Mel Tillis (BMI)
     
138. How Did You Get so Ugly Overnight?
     
139. I-95 asshol_e Song
     written by Fred August Campbell (BMI)
     
140. I Bought the Shoes that Just Walked Out on Me
     
141. I Can't Pass the Bar, and There's One on my Way Home
     
142. I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
     
143. I Don't Care if it Rains or Freezes 'Long as I Have My Plastic Jesus Sittin' on the Dashboard of my Car
     a.k.a. "Plastic Jesus" by Ernie Marrs
     
144. I Don't Do Floors
     by Don Cook & Charles Victor Rains (ASCAP)
     
145. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
     by Thom Sharpe
     
146. I Fell for Her, She Fell for Him, and He Fell for Me
     
147. I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
     
148. I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart
     Written by Jack Clement (BMI)
     
149. I Gave Her My Heart And A Diamond And She Clubbed Me With A Spade
     
150. I Gave Her the Ring, and She Gave Me the Finger
     
151. I Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Bed Crying On My Pillow Over You.
     
152. I Got the Hungries for Your Love, and I'm Waitin In Your Welfare Line
     Apparently written & performed by Buck Owens
     
153. I Got Through Everything But The Door
     
154. I Guess I Had Your Leavin' Coming
     by Vern Gosdin (ASCAP)
     
155. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
     Written by Byron Gallimore, Don Pfrimmer & William Shore (BMI)
     
156. I May Be Used, But Baby I Ain't Used Up
     
157. I Only Miss You On The Days That End In " Y "
     
158. I Sat Down On A Beartrap (Just This Morning)
     
159. I Sent Her Artifical Flowers For Her Artificial Love
     
160. I Spent My Last Ten Dollars on Birth Control and Beer
     by 2 Nice Girls (on their self-titled 1989 album) - written by Clara Phillips (BMI)
     
161. I Still Miss You Baby... But My Aim is Getting Better
     
162. I Want a Beer as Cold as My Ex-Wife's Heart
     
163. I Wanted You To Leave Until You Left Me.
     
164. Wanna Be A Blue Light Special In The K Mart Of Your Heart
     
165. I Wanna Whip Your Cow
     
166. I Was Looking Back to See If You Were Looking Back to See If I Was Looking Back to See if You Were Looking Back at Me
     
167. I Went Back to My Fourth Wife for the Third Time and Gave Her a Second Chance to Make a First Class Fool Out of Me
     by Rev.Billy C. Wirtz (courtesy of Zev)
     
168. I Went Out On A Limb and Fell Off the Family Tree
     
169. I Wish I Were A Lesbian
     by Loudon Wainwright III (ASCAP)
     
170. I Wish I Were A Woman (So I Could Go Out With A Guy Like Me)
     
171. I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck! According to Shalom, the actual title of this song is "I Couldn't Spell !!*@!" , by Sam The Sham & The Pharaohs (same guys who hit it big with Wooly Bully).
     It came out in 1968 on M-G-M #13972, and was their last Top 40 song.
     
172. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dawg Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
     
173. I'd Rather Hear A Fat Girl Fart Than A Pretty Boy Sing
     
174. I'd Rather Pass a Kidney Stone than Another Night With You
     
175. If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, Wonder Whose I'd Find On You.
     by Freddie Hart (BMI)
     
176. If I Ain't Got It, You Don't Need It.
     
177. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
     
178. If I'd Killed You When I Wanted To, I'd be Out of Jail By Now by Reuben Darnell
     
179. If I Had It To Do All Over Again, I'd Do It All Over You
     by Dan Hicks and his Hot Licks
     
180. If I Had My Life to Live Over, I'd Live Over a Delicatessen (courtesy of Mike)
     
181. If I Were In Your Shoes, I'd Walk Right Back To Me
     
182. If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low
     
183. If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
     
184. If My Nose Was Running Money, Honey, I'd Blow It Al On You (Title from BMI database)
     
185. If I Had a Nose Full of Nickels, I'd Sneeze Them All Atchoo! (Another version of the title)
     
186. If She Hadn't Been So Good Lookin' I Might Have Seen the Train
     
187. If the Devil Danced in Empty Pockets, He'd Have a Ball in Mine
     by Joe Diffie (ASCAP)
     
188. If The Jukebox Took Teardrops
     
189. If The Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me
     by Jimmy Buffett, also recorded by Crystal Gayle (ASCAP)
     
190. If Today Was a Fish, I'd Throw It Back In
     3 songs titled "If Today Was a Fish" in the BMI database.
     
191. If You Can't Be Good, Be Bad With Me
     Written by Tim Bussey & Mark Maxwell (BMI)
     
192. If You Can't Be Good, Son, Be Good At It
     by Neal McCoy (BMI)
     
193. If You Can't Bite, Don't Growl.
     by Tommy Collins (BMI)
     
194. If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead?
     Written by Benjamin Costello, Alexis Feltham & Jason Whalley (BMI)
     
195. If You Don't Leave Me, I'll Find Someone Who Will
     
196. If You Ever Get the Feelin' I Don't Love You, Feel Again.
     
197. If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
     
198. If You Leave Me I'm Gone
     by Hunter Davis (ASCAP)
     
199. If You Really Loved Me, You'd Leave (courtesy of Phil)
     
200. If You Got the Money, Honey, I Got the Time
     by Hank Williams
     
201. If You're Gonna Do Him Wrong Again, You Might As Well Do Him Wrong Again With Me!
     
202. If You're Gonna Do Me Wrong, Do It Right
     by Vern Gosdin & Max Barnes (BMI)
     
203. If You Want to Keep the Beer Real Cold, Put it Next to My Ex-Wife's Heart
     
204. If You Want Your Freedom PDQ, Divorce Me COD
     Written by Cliffie Stone & Merle Travis. Also recorded by Boxcar Willie and Glen Campbell.
     
205. If Whiskey Were A Woman, I'd Be Married For Sure.
     Written by Stuart Holdsworth, Jack Routh & Randy Sharp (BMI)
     
206. I Like Bananas Because They Have No Bones
     by Hoosier Hot Shots, Written by Chris Yacich (ASCAP)
     
207. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.
     
208. I'll Tennessee You In My Dreams
     
209. I'm Drinkin Christmas Dinner (All Alone This Year) by Mac Davis & Freddy Weller (BMI)
     
210. I'm Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home.
     
211. I'm Gonna Put a Bar in the Back of my Car and Drive Myself to Drink
     From the album "Fear of Frying" by a Marin County (California) band called"Eggs Over Easy", around 1968
     
212. I'm Here To Get My Baby Out Of Jail
     Two songs with this title in the BMI database.
     
213. I'm In Love With A Capital U (courtesy of Sara Kate)
     by Country Joe Diffie. Written by Nelson & Wiseman (BMI)
     
214. I'm Just an Old Chunk of Coal (But I'm Gonna be a Diamond Someday)
     written by Billy Joe Shaver (BMI) Recorded by Johnny Cash and John Anderson, among others.
     
215. I'm Quittin' Wild Turkey Cold Turkey
     
216. I'm So Miserable Without You, it's Almost like Having you Here
     
217. I'm The Only hel_l Mama Ever Raised
     by Johnny Paycheck (BMI)
     
218. I'm Under The Table Over You
     
219. Is It Cold in Here, or Is it Just You?
     The BMI database lists a song called "Is It Cold In Here" by Joe Diffie.
     
220. It Only Takes One Bar (To Make A Prison)
     by Tracy Lawrence (ASCAP)
     
221. I've Been Carrying a Torch for You so Long that it's Burned a Great Big Hole in my Heart
     by Nino Temple and April Stevens.
     
222. I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart.
     Written by Jack Clement (BMI)
     
223. I've Been Roped And Throwed By Jesus In The Holy Ghost Corral.
     
224. I've Got a Cowboy In The Saddle, and Another One's Holding My Horse
     by Iris Larrat - written by M.R. Garlow & Neil Patton Rogers
     
225. I've Got the Cob, If You've Got the Corn
     
226. I've Got $5 And It's Saturday Night
     
227. I've Heard that Tear Stained Monologue You do There by the Door Before You Go
     by John Hartford
     
228. It Ain't Easy Being Easy
     by Roseanne Cash
     
229. It Took a Helluva Man to Take my Anne, but it Sure Didn't Take Him Long
     
230. It's Not the High Cost of Living, It's the Cost of Living High
     
231. I've Got Those Feed 'Em In The Morning, Change 'Em, Feed 'Em In the Evenin' Blues
     by Tennessee Ernie Ford (BMI) (The official title is "Feed 'Em In The Morning Blues")
     
232. I Would Kiss You Through the Screendoor but It'd Strain Our Love
     
233. Jeremiah Peabody's Polyunsaturated Quick Dissolving Fast Acting Pleasant Tasting Green and Purple Pills
     by Ray Stevens (BMI)
     
234. Jesus Loves Me But He Can't Stand You
     by the Austin Lounge Lizards
     
235. Jim, I Wore A Tie Today
     
236. Last Night I Went to Bed with a "10" and Woke this Morning with a "2"
     by Willie Nelson
     
237. Lay Something On My Bed Besides A Blanket
     Written by Daniel Hogan, Gladys & Ronny Scaife (BMI)
     
238. Legendary Chicken Fairy
     by Jack Blanchard & Misty Morgan (BMI)
     
239. Let's Do Something Cheap and Superficial
     by Burt Reynolds (Smokey and the Bandit 2 soundtrack) written by Richard Levinson (BMI)
     
240. Make Me Late For Work Today..
     
241. Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
     Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Baby's Head) (Conflicting submissions on this blues tune - anyone??)
     Get the Hammer Mama, There's a Head on Papa's Fly (Now that's the best one yet)
     
242. Meet Me In the Gravel Pit, Honey, cuz I'm a Little Boulder There
     
243. Messed Up In Mexico, Living On Refried Dreams
     
244. Mommy, Can I Still Call Him Daddy?
     
245. My Give-A-dam_n Is Broken
     written by Ammons-Baker-Martindale-Whisenhunt (BMI)
     
246. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus.
     by Jimmy Buffett
     
247. My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
     
248. My Lips Want to Stay (But My Heart Wants to Go)
     by Hank Wangford
     
249. My Phone Ain't been Ringing, so I Guess it Wasn't You
     
250. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
     Written by Phil Earhart (BMI)
     
251. Nashville Rash
     Written by Kenneth Dale Watson (BMI)
     
252. Ned Nostril (and his South Seas Paradise, Put Your Blues on Ice, Cheap at Twice the Price Band, Icky Icky Ucky Ucky)
     by Ray Stevens (BMI)
     
253. Nobody Wants to Play Rhythm Guitar Behind Jesus
     by the Oak Ridge Boys - written by T.A. Hill (There's a Terry Allan Hill in the ASCAP database, but no titles registered)
     
254. No Way, Conway (I Ain't Gonna Twitty Tonight)
     Supposedly recorded by Teresa Brewer.
     
255. Occasional Wife
     Written by Robert William Scott (ASCAP)
     
256. Oh, I've Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You.
     
257. One Day When You Swing That Skillet (My Face Ain't Gonna Be There)
     by Richard (Dick) Hardwick -
     
258. Our Love is Illegal, Cause Our Names Ain't the Same
     
259. Out of My Head and Back in My Bed
     
260. Overlonely and Underkissed
     
261. Pardon Me, I've Been Pardoned
     Written by Michael Manuel (BMI)
     
262. Pardon Me, I've Got Someone To Kill
     by Johnny Paycheck (BMI)
     
263. Phantom Of The Opry
     
264. Pick Me Up On Your Way Down
     by Patsy Cline (BMI)
     
265. Pick Me Up Or Let Me Down
     by Hank Smith (SOCAN)
     
266. Poultry Promenade
     by Diamond Rio (BMI)
     
267. Prop Me Up Beside the Jukebox When I Die
     by Joe Diffie - written by Blaylock-Perdew-Phillips (BMI)
     
268. Queen Of My Double-Wide Trailer Written by Dennis Linde
     Recorded by Sammy Kershaw, and Country Dance Kings
     
269. Redneck Martians Stole My Baby
     by Hank Flamingo (BMI)
     
270. Red Necks, White Socks, and Blue Ribbon Beer
     by Johnny Russell (ASCAP)
     
271. Refried Dreams
     by Tim McGraw (BMI)
     
272. Run for the Roundhouse Nellie (He Can't Corner You There)
     by Zeke Masters and his Band, Written by Julian Kay & Zeke Manners (ASCAP)
     
273. Saddle Up the Stove Ma, I'm Riding the Range Tonight
     
274. She Broke My Heart, I Broke Her Jaw
     by Rick Stanley.
     
275. She Can Put Her Shoes Under My Bed Anytime
     by Johnny Duncan
     
276. She Dropped me in Denver So I Had a Whole Mile to Fall by The Gatlin Brothers
     
277. She Feels Like A New Man Tonight.
     Five songs with this title in the BMI database.
     
278. She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft
     by Jerry Reed
     
279. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
     
280. She Looks Good Through the Bottom of My Shot Glass
     
281. She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
     
282. She Offered Her Honor, He Honored Her Offer, and All Through the Night It Was Honor and Offer
     by Sligo Studio Band, written by Robert Bivens (BMI)
     
283. She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy
     Written by Jim Collins & Paul Overstreet (BMI)
     
284. She Walked Across My Heart Like It Was Texas
     
285. She's Actin' Single..... I'm Drinkin' Doubles
     by Gary Stewart (BMI).
     
286. She's Got the Rhythm (And I Got the Blues)
     
287. Skillet Full of Crisco
     written by Null Cecil Allen (BMI)
     
288. Slap 'Er Down Again Paw
     by Arthur Godfrey
     
289. Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone
     by Roy Clark (BMI)
     
290. Thanks To The Cathouse, I'm In The Doghouse With You
     Written by Max Barnes, Frank Saulino & James Valentini (BMI)
     
291. That "It's All Over" Feeling (All Over Again)
     by The Clarks - written by Stephen Clark & Rae Mac (ASCAP)
     
292. The Alcohall of Fame
     by Wayne Kemp - from the album of the same name.
     
293. The Bridge Washed Out and I Can't Swim and My Baby's On the Other Side
     
294. The Last Word in Lonesome is Me
     
295. The Man That Came Between Us (Was Me)
     
296. The Old Home Fill 'er Up and Keep On Truckin' Cafe"
     by C. W. McCall
     
297. The only Good Years we had were the ones on the Ford
     
298. The Pint Of No Return.
     
299. There Ain't Enough Room in my Fruit Of The Looms to Hold All My Lovin' For You
     
300. There's A Tear In My Beer
     by Hank Williams
     
301. They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out
     They Can Lock Me Up for Lovin' You, but They Can't Keep My Face from Breakin' Out
     
302. This Good Girl's Gonna Go Bad
     by Tammy Wynette
     
303. This White Circle on My Finger Means We're Through
     by Kitty Wells
     
304. Tight Fittin' Jeans
     Two songs in the BMI database with this title.
     
305. Timber... I'm Fallin In Love
     by Patty Loveless. Written by "Kostas" (BMI)
     
306. Trainwreck Of Emotion
     Written by Allen Kohnhurst & Jonathan Vezner (ASCAP)
     
307. Up Against the Wall, Redneck Mother
     by Jerry Jeff Walker "Great Gonzos" Also recorded by Willie Nelson, written by Ray Hubbard (ASCAP)
     
308. Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
     Did find a song in the BMI database called "Velcro Heart"
     
309. Waitin' In Your Welfare Line
     by Buck Owens (BMI)
     
310. Walk Out Backwards Slowly So I'll Think You're Walking In
     Four songs in the BMI database called "Walk Out Backwards"
     
311. Warm Beer and Cold Kisses
     by Stallins & Crowe (BMI)
     
312. Warm Beer Cold Women
     by Tom Waits (ASCAP)
     
313. We Feed Our Babies Onions So We Can Find 'Em In The Dark
     
314. We Used To Kiss On The Lips, But It's All Over Now
     
315. Welcome to Dumpsville, Population Me
     Two songs in the BMI database called "Welcome to Dumpsville"
     
316. What Made Milwaukee Famous Has Made a Loser Out of Me
     
317. When the Lightning Struck the Coon Creek Party Line
     by Hoosier Hot Shots
     
318. When You Wrapped My Lunch in a Road Map, I Knew You Meant Good-Bye
     
319. Which Way Do I Go (Now That I'm Gone) ?
     by Waylon Jennings - written by Stephen Clark & Rae Mac (ASCAP)
     
320. Who's Gonna Mow Your Grass?
     by Buck Owens (BMI)
     
321. Who's Gonna Take The Garbage Out When I'm Dead And Gone?
     
322. Who's Makin' Time with the Time Keeper's Daughter, when the Time Keeper's Keepin' Time?
     
323. Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?
     by Shania Twain & Mutt Lange (ASCAP)
     
324. Why Have You Left the One You Left Me For?
     by Crystal Gayle, also recorded by Ronnie Milsap
     
325. Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw
     by Jimmy Buffett "All the Great Hits"
     
326. Would Jesus Wear A Rolex On His Television Show?
     by Ray Stevens, Written by Chet Atkins & Margaret Archer (BMI)
     
327. Yard Sale (12 exciting songs share this title in the BMI database)
     
328. You Ain't Much Fun Since I Quit Drinkin'
     by Toby Keith (BMI) (courtesy of Chili)
     
329. You Ain't Woman Enough To Take My Man
     by Loretta Lynn (courtesy of Bill)
     
330. You Ain't Nothin' But a Hound Dog ('s Leavins')
     
331. You can Lock Me Up in Jail & Throw Away the Key, But You Can't Keep My Face from Breaking Out
     by Randy Scruggs
     
332. You Can't Have Your Kate And Edith Too.
     
333. You Can't Haul a U-Haul Into Heaven
     written by Clark-Mac-Northrup (ASCAP)
     
334. You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
     by Roger Miller (BMI)
     
335. You Changed Your Name From Brown to Jones, and Mine From Brown to Blue
     Apparently by a British spoof country singer, "Hank Wangford."
     
336. You Done Blacked My Blue Eyes Once Too Often
     
337. You Done Changed my Lifestyle
     by Earl Hines (BMI)
     
338. You Done Me Wrong, But at Least You Done Me!
     Several songs titled "You Done Me Wrong" appear in the databases.
     
339. You Done My Brain In
     by Neil James Innes (BMI)
     
340. You Done Stomped On my Heart (and You Mashed That Sucker Flat)
     "You done stomped on my heart and mashed that sucker flat, you just sorta, stomped on my aorta.
     You started going out with guys, I felt us drift apart, and every step you took, was a stomp right on my heart."
     
341. You Done The Wrong Woman Wrong
     written by Connie Rae Harrington (ASCAP)
     
342. You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Banister Of Life (courtesy of Charles)
     
343. You'd think my Bed was a Bus Stop, the Way You Come and Go
     
344. Your Negligee Has Turned To Flannel Nightgowns.
     
345. You're Not Free & I'm Not Easy
     written by Herb Coleman & Robert Morrison (ASCAP)
     
346. You're The Hangnail In My Life, And I Can't Bite You Off
     by Hoyt Axton, Written by Woody Bowles (BMI)
     
347. You're a Hard Dog To Keep Under The Porch
     by Gail Davies (BMI)
     
348. You're Going To Ruin My Bad Reputation
     Could this be "My Bad Reputation" by Woody Guthrie?
     
349. You're Out Of Step (With The Beat Of My Heart)
     
350. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly By Lola Jean Dillon & L.E. White (BMI) Apparently also recorded by Loretta Lynn & Conway Twitty
     
351. You're The Ring Around My Bathtub, You're The Hangnail Of My Life
     
352. You've Already Put Big Old Tears In My Eyes, Must You Throw Dirt In My Face?
     by The Louvin Brothers
     
353. You've Got Sawdust On The Floor Of Your Heart
     by Sneezy Waters
     
354. 80 Proof Bottle of Tear Stopper
     
355. 800 Pound Jesus
     by Sawyer Brown. Written by Billy Maddox & Paul Thorn (BMI)