Hermano Lobo Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 Thaksin sells Thailand to Arab Sheikh ! In an unprecedented move Dr Thaksin Shinawatra has sold Thailand to Sheikh Mustapha bin Rydin-me-Kamel. With the recent success in selling Manchester City to a Abu Dhabi entrepreneur Thaksin was approached by another successful Arab businessman. Dr bin Rydin-me-Kamel and his associate Mahatma Cote a clothing tycoon asked Thaksin, "How much for Thailand my friend ?" To which he replied," A very reasonable 200 Billion Dollars!" They spat on each other's hand then smacked them together,as is the custom. A deal done. "That's quite a snip!" Said Thaksin. "It's OK we are not Jewish." Came the reply. "It's a good deal for me as well as I won't have to pay tax." said Dr Thaksin with his inevitable winning smile. "SSSsssssshhhhhh!" Said Mahatma Cote. Dr Thaksin warned his Arab friends of certain undesirable elements in Thailand, who had been around a long time and liked to keep all bakeesh to themselves, and take from the poor what little they had. "They really are a bunch of old style greedy fascists!" Shinawatra moaned. Dr bin Rydin-me-Kamel assured Dr Thaksin that they had correction centres in the middle of the desert. If the undesirable elements were dropped in there for a long while, they should be pretty tame after a while, just like his favourite camel or wife. If not they would be pretty dam_n well dead ! "They will learn respect my friend! assured Mahatma Kote. "What about my connection with Thailand?" enquired Dr Thaksin. "We will make you Honorary President my friend!" Said the beaming Arab duo. With a smile on his face and a spring in his heals Thaksin Shinywatra, the sublime businessperson skipped into his private jet and returned to London. "I wonder if any Americans want to buy London Bridge again?" He mused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierrot Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 If it's an entry for the dumbest post on ThaiVisa, you have my vote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazeeboy Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 SHOULD HAVE PUT IT IN THE JOKE FORUM ...........MADE ME SMILE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wileycoyote Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 Wouldn' t surprise me ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermano Lobo Posted September 2, 2008 Author Share Posted September 2, 2008 (edited) SHOULD HAVE PUT IT IN THE JOKE FORUM ...........MADE ME SMILE lazeeboy- That would have taken away the fun. I wonder how many thought it a serious post at first. Because of the sad situation in Bangkok, if this brings a smile even to just a couple of people, I may have taken people's minds off it for a short while? Edited September 2, 2008 by Hermano Lobo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maigo6 Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 I wonder how many thought it a serious post at first. Do you honestly think there are people that stupid to believe it was true ? What did you think ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boater Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 very good but could off taken away the bold letters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermano Lobo Posted September 2, 2008 Author Share Posted September 2, 2008 I wonder how many thought it a serious post at first. Do you honestly think there are people that stupid to believe it was true ? What did you think ? I don't think the Asians have the same sense of humour.... Anyway it's true, I have inside knowledge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
h90 Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 AAA+++ posting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maigo6 Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 Anyway it's true, I have inside knowledge Ok. I'm sure you do have insider knowledge..... Probably, like a large percentage of ThaiVisa members you Wife or Girlfriend has family members who are very influential. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DP25 Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 At 200 billion dollars, even if they are as corrupt as Thaksin, which would be difficult, it's going to take a long time to recover their investment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maigo6 Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 At 200 billion dollars, even if they are as corrupt as Thaksin, which would be difficult, it's going to take a long time to recover their investment. And of course, politicians in the west are totally uncorruptable! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdman Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 Anyway it's true, I have inside knowledge Ok. I'm sure you do have insider knowledge..... Probably, like a large percentage of ThaiVisa members you Wife or Girlfriend has family members who are very influential. people say, he sold earth to the Utah exterrestrials, moon was complimentary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermano Lobo Posted September 2, 2008 Author Share Posted September 2, 2008 I saw him walking near London Bridge with a clipboard under his arm. He had a couple of wealthy Americans with him. He turned and said,"Wanna buy Bridge?" I thought he had something to do with Man City not Chelsea ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrong Turn Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 Nice try but I think there is a joke thread. Cheers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnBanPrang Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 I saw him(Thaksin) in Paris trying to see the Eiffel Tower as a telephone pole To TOT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Reimar Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 I'll move this thread to the Farang Pub where it should be. ///MOVED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DNPBC0 Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 I'll move this thread to the Farang Pub where it should be. Thanks - at least we'll take it seriously here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLah Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 I believe there is indeed a bit of truth in this story. Khun Dr. Thaksin, the once magnificant leader, bright light in the sky, defender of 'The Realm' would try to sell anything now, including his wife if he could. Great post, OP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotime Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 It should be moved to the Toilet Forum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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