Jesus Was A Woman

[AltumAngel]

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone Brother.

2. He liked Gospel.

3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Fathers business.

2. He lived at home until he was 33.

3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with his hands.

2. He had wine with every meal.

3. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

1. He never cut his hair.

2. He walked around barefoot all the time.

3. He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.

2. He was always telling stories.

3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.

3. Even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was more work for Him to do.

Amen!!!

[subseasteve]

Adam was in the garden of eden masturbating, he had a sore wrist and was getting bored of it, so he asked god, "how much does it cost for a woman"? God replied, "Ooh an arm and a leg". Adam looking a bit disapointed asked him, "What do I get for a rib"?

God said,"not much"!!