Airliner Drama

[Martin]

After a British Airways flight reached its cruising altitude, the captain

announced: "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-

stop from London Heathrow to Toronto. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a

smooth, uneventful flight. So sit back, relax and . . . . .OH, MY

GOD!" . . . . . . . . . .Silence followed!

Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to

you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should

see the front of my pants!"

One Irish passenger yelled, "Be jezis you should see the back of mine!"

[Chris Lawrence]

[Boater]

:cheesy::cheesy: