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I first thought of that but then thought how does TT know doei?

How does she know????????

:o

:D

The plot thickens...............

What the heck is a library exam?

Do you need to find 10 books in ten minutes while racing through the library?

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What a wanke_r, luckily not all Dutchies are like that.

You do not even know what it is, haven't you asked someone?

You just accept your faith while being led to the slaughterhouse?

You need to:

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Fight "The System"

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what the hel_l ........

When you eat too much cake and.....

Wine and Water

To my friend who enjoys a glass of wine..and those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said:

In wine there is wisdom,

in beer there is freedom,

in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials,

scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli,

(E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming

1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when

drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whisky or other liquor), because alcohol has to go through a purification

process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember:

Water = Poop, Wine = Health .

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,

than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:

I'm doing it as a public service

It might also help me at next TV night out :o

BT :D hope you all have a good day.

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and eating cake

OKAY OKAY, we have people who are toooooo hot and we have people who are BORED,,,,,,,

Suggestion - Why don't we ALL go to Crossbar ON Sunday and watch Man Utd v Spurs in Cup Final, have a few beers, CAKE to celebrate the winners - AND - WE are ALL winners toooooo.

meet 9.30 pm OKAY ????????? :o

BT :D

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1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just piss off and leave me alone.

2. Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any.

3. No one is listening until you fart.

4. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

6. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.

7. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

8. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

10. If you lend someone £20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it.

Have a nice day. :o

BT :D

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and eating cake

OKAY OKAY, we have people who are toooooo hot and we have people who are BORED,,,,,,,

Suggestion - Why don't we ALL go to Crossbar ON Sunday and watch Man Utd v Spurs in Cup Final, have a few beers, CAKE to celebrate the winners - AND - WE are ALL winners toooooo.

meet 9.30 pm OKAY ????????? :o

BT :D

'BIGTOE3', now you are talking boring....<deleted>

What can be more boring than watching 25 guys running around a paddock kicking a ball, blowing a whistle and waving flags.

Ya gotta be mentally challenged to do that, sooooooooo boring.

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