IMA_FARANG Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 In the beginning God built the first body. Then he left for a smoke break. The head, the heart, the stomach, the feet....all parts of the body started argueing about which one was in charge. "I've got all the brains", said the head, "so I should be in charge." "Well without me beating and pumping blood", said the heart,"nothing would work, So I need to be in charge," All the parts of the body had their own reason for being in charge. Then the A**hole spoke up. "No, I'm in charge", said the A**hole. All the rest of the parts of the body just laughed at that. So the A**hole just closed itself off. Nothing was going out of the body. Pretty soon the brain was reeling from the fumes, the stomach was churning...all the parts of the body were feeling the effects of the A**hole being blocked up. "O.K., you're in charge", the body parts told the A**hole, "Just open up." And that's how it all started. With that very first body. Since that very day A**holes have always been in charge. Now you know why your boss is a A**hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLah Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 So does that mean all "Bosses" are A**holes or they should be? The company I work for has put me in charge of SEA and during my first meeting with the team I told the "Unwashed" to do as I tell. I made it very clear that anyone that tries to challenge my decisions will be fired instantly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Is it really the sea or just a big fish in a small pond? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thithi Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 kinda bored of bangkok..... hmmmmmmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaiChai Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 LOS=Land Of Sex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andyf Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 First time I see this tread. Of course I did not read all 106 pages, only the last 20/30 posts, many I do not understand.... seems language for long time members. Well, I only joined last month, so I am new, I looked around, read the rules, reading many articles, replying to some of them. Just 10 minutes ago, I tried to reply to the general topic , today, jun 30, which is created by admin. I cannot reply, but if it shows up under 'view new content' their are always replies. Do I do something wrong ?? I like to see following as a topic to members can reply, see what TV members think, and are they willing to active participate 2011-2020 announced as Road Safety decade Sorry this is the off-topic thread. Basically you are encouraged to post whatever you want. Hint, it helps if you post something nobody but you understands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andyf Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 thank god thats over! no more of those <deleted> vuvzelas. so what we got to look forward to next. ah yes the sound of bloody samba drums! They have to be better though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIBqFtdpxJs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shipwreck Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 I'm tired of cleaning up crap all day long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLah Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 Ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaa, just walked by the pool and there is this 50 year old guy trying to swim having those plastic floaters around his arms, haaaaa haaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! By the way they now have aerobics at my place, 10 Baaaaaaaaaaaaaht!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shipwreck Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 I may or may not pay 10 Baht to watch old people try to swim using plastic arm floaters.... Free? For sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cashill Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 Some months ago somebody abused my account, should i kill him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokie36 Posted July 28, 2010 Share Posted July 28, 2010 Pull your trousers up you're causing a scene in here.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLah Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 Crash hill, when you back in Thailand lah? You saved enough money or you are now sending monthly allowance? Anyway Titti is gone I believe, found BKK boring..... So we can gossip safely about her, heh heh he Would it be save if I posted a very interesting snap of her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thithi Posted July 30, 2010 Share Posted July 30, 2010 i saw that plarex! havent gone out partying for like.............. 2 weeks. i am dried out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLah Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 Good, better keep it like that as you know what is likely to happen when you go out. Bwwwwwwwuuuuuuurrrgghhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!! Waaaa haaaa haaaaaaaaa! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thithi Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 I'm not a Barbie! gonna go out tonight tho... sooooooooooooo excited! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLah Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 Meh, BKK one of the worst places to go out, very boring. Jakarta already better. But anyway I think I will not go out, very exciting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shipwreck Posted July 31, 2010 Share Posted July 31, 2010 Indo = 200M People Thai= 66M People I've been there and I agree. Better nightlife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thithi Posted August 1, 2010 Share Posted August 1, 2010 i hate hoessssssssss! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cashill Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 (edited) To much expences last months. Moved home Very thirsty since i left thai,in the bar now every night Got used to eating 5 times a day Edited August 3, 2010 by cashill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLah Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Denied entry in the hoessssssssss. Just water and 5 carrots a day Crashie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thithi Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 scratch dog scratch dog made me sick in the taxi on the way to school. lucky me the driver got a plastic bag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cashill Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 I want a new car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLah Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 2. Get a good paying job...... whaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry, open door Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thithi Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 oh shiat, i havent paid the school fees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlexLah Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 I just spoke with your teacher and he said you don't have to pay as you haven't learned anything......... Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!! :lol: (why do I feel like the evil clown.....) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thithi Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 ohhhhhhhhh thanks!!!!! 55555555555 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzaa09 Posted August 8, 2010 Share Posted August 8, 2010 Meh, BKK one of the worst places to go out, very boring. Jakarta already better. Shanghai is the place to be.....for the ever-present fashionable and trendy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cashill Posted August 10, 2010 Share Posted August 10, 2010 (edited) Mmmmmmm nice beer this palm"" <img src="http://static.thaivisa.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/burp.gif" class="bbc_emoticon" alt=""><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><img src="file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/CASPER%7E1/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot.png" alt=""><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><img src="file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/CASPER%7E1/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot-1.png" alt=""><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><img src="http://static.thaivisa.com/forum/public/style_emoticons/default/burp.gif" class="bbc_emoticon" alt=""> Edited August 10, 2010 by cashill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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