I am trying to decide what to order for dinner tonight (too hungover to cook), any suggestions?

Som tam with ketchup?

I have a really bad itch on my ass. Would anyone care to scratch it?

HAHAHA....a rough walls would help perfectly

But I'm in a padded room at the moment and this white suit they have on me is keeping my hands tied........ HELP someone let me out of here!!!!!

Mummy ?

I don't know. 2 hrs ?

But if you are having a wet dream and wake up just before the dream reaches the final moment dose it still count as a wet dream???

First point, why are you not in your little BKK hangout thread.

Regarding your second point, it's called premature ejaculation - see a doctor mate.

Permanent unsatisfied wet dream

Last One Stranding

A good chance to increase your post counts eh

How is this topic related to LOS?

(Can we have topics that get closed for this reason added here as well?)

If you don't mind can somebody explain to me what LOS means.Thank you.

lot of sucking

A good chance to increase your post counts eh

Yeah and the first one to 1 Giga Posts wins the prize....... somtum with ketchup.....

Oh god. Why does Teacup's font always start to increase in size???

err.....don't U have a cake to eat "somewhere"????....huh

U should get going & stay there for awhile , ME think

Edited October 15, 200817 yr by MetroGirl

I have a really bad itch on my ass. Would anyone care to scratch it?

HAHAHA....a rough walls would help perfectly

But I'm in a padded room at the moment and this white suit they have on me is keeping my hands tied........ HELP someone let me out of here!!!!!

Jesus?

Oh god. Why does Teacup's font always start to increase in size???

err.....don't U have a cake to eat "somewhere"????....huh

U should get going & stay there for awhile , ME think

MetroGirl , I got my cake , and I'll stay away jing jing.

Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his brother in the woods?

Oh god. Why does Teacup's font always start to increase in size???

err.....don't U have a cake to eat "somewhere"????....huh

U should get going & stay there for awhile , ME think

MetroGirl , I got my cake , and I'll stay away jing jing.

errr....now I lost here

R U telling me...that U and that her ....well U know

TWIN ???

Friendship is like peeing on yourself,everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Edited October 15, 200817 yr by RakJungTorlae

hmmm.......ummmmmm

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

the sad thing is i just read through this entire thread...

the sad thing is i just read through this entire thread...

did it bring you hope for chrissmass??

Friendship is like peeing on yourself,everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

didn't you watch dumb & dumber, peeing in an ice cold weather and it's not warm feeling.

no I didn’t

but last night as I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the hel_l is the ceiling.

Today I like to say.....

"A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked."

the funniest quote today I read was (don’t you have a sea to poke) I just LMFAO…..!!!!!!!

im easily amused

slightly cracked eggs are usable and cheaper too.

wait, don't tell me you are homeless.

Oh god. Why does Teacup's font always start to increase in size???

err.....don't U have a cake to eat "somewhere"????....huh

U should get going & stay there for awhile , ME think

MetroGirl , I got my cake , and I'll stay away jing jing.

That's MY cake!!!!! Give it back

jeez can't leave anything lying around here

Yeah well there is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

Yeah well there is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

Give a man a fish and he will feed himself for a day, give him a gun and he can steal all the fish he needs.

well everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Edited October 15, 200817 yr by RakJungTorlae

slightly cracked eggs are usable and cheaper too.

wait, don't tell me you are homeless.

I don’t have to be …. One in the same dozen, to feel right @home

That's MY cake!!!!! Give it back

jeez can't leave anything lying around here

I would, if you would tell me sooner, you snooze you lose.

P' Gaiyaany.....U r lightening fast!!!!!

and

I didn't even have a chance to jump out w/ that fudge ALLL OVER ME - U almost cut me through tho

He just caught fire, it wasn't my fault...