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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

> 1. Innovative

> 2. Preliminary

> 3. Proliferation

> 4. Cinnamon

> > THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

> 1. Specificity

> 2. Anti-constitutionalistically

> 3. Passive-aggressive disorder

> 4. Transubstantiate> >

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

> 1. No thanks, I'm married.

> 2. Nope, no more booze for me!

> 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.

> 4. Doner Kebab? No thanks, I'm not hungry.

> 5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?

> 6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.

> 7. I'm not interested in fighting you.

> 8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have nocoordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!

> 9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this car park or onthe side of the road.

> 10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.> >

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