October 25, 200817 yr A guy found a magic lamp and, naturally, he rubbed it. A genie popped out and said, "I'll grant you any wish you want." The guy thought and thought, and finally gave his answer. "I want to be hard all the time and get all the ass I want." "As you wish," replied the genie. So the genie turned him into a toilet seat.
Create an account or sign in to comment