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Wife Can't Cook

aughie
aughie
in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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My wife can't cook. The other day she made dinner and I couldn't eat it. I just couldn't eat it. I gave it to the dog. The dog ate a bite and imediately started licking it's own a**hole. My wife sees this and asks, "What's that dog doing?!!" I answer, "I don't know. Maybe it's trying to get the taste out of it's mouth."

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"I don't know. Maybe too much nam pla."

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