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R.c.m.p.

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R.C.M.P.

A Mountie pulled a car over on the Trans

Canada about 2 miles West of Winnipeg.

When the Mountie asked the driver why he

was speeding, the driver answered that he

was a magician and a juggler and he was

on his way to Brandon to do a show that

night at the Shrine Circus and didn't

want to be late.

The Mountie told the driver he was just

fascinated by juggling, and if the driver

would do a little juggling for him then he

wouldn't give him a speeding ticket.

The driver told the Mountie that he had sent

all of his equipment on ahead and didn't have

anything to juggle. The Mountie told him that

he had some flares in the trunk of his patrol

car and asked if he could juggle them.

The juggler stated that he could, so the Mountie

got three flares, lit them and handed them to the

juggler.

While the man was doing his juggling act, a car

pulled in behind the patrol car.

A drunk, good old boy, driving through from Alberta

got out and watched the performance briefly.

He then went over to the patrol car, pulled opened

the rear door and then got in.

The Mountie observed him doing this and went over

to the patrol car, opened the door and asked the

drunk what he thought he was doing.

The drunk then replied to the Mountie ...

You might as well take me to jail ... "Cause there's

no fuc_kin` way I can pass that test"

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