George W Bush Joke

President Bush is receiving his daily briefing on Iraq when he learns of the death of three Brazilian soldiers.

“Oh Jesus, Lord No! That’s terrible!” he exclaims, as he dispairingly catches his head in his hands.

The President’s uncommon emotional display leaves his staff stunned, and not knowing how to react to their Commander in Chief’s disproportionate reaction, they await quietly while he regains his composure.

Finally, the most powerful man in the world takes a few considered breaths, straightens his hair and looks to his top aide for confirmation; carefully and precisely he asks… “How many is a brazillion?”