Favorite Quotes

[peder.klockmann]

"It is better to regret something that you have done, rather then wonder for the rest of your life what *could* have happend if you did."

It's not word for word, but, in the wording that I remember it as...

It's better to have loved and lost than never too have loved at all 

- kurgen / me

Theres none so blind, as them what won't listen!!

(Delboy) 

- davethailand

And a quote which I don't agree with:

"It is better to remain silent and, be though a fool; rather than to speak and, remove all doubt."

Used to be my favorite untill I thought about it more. I'd rather known as a fool and be educated then silent and dumb.

[kurgen]

pussy will suck you further than gunpowder will blow you.

my father.

[Wanraya]

Well done is better than well said. - Benjamin Franklin

Whether you think you can or you can't - your right.. Henry Ford

When dealing with people remember you are dealing with creatures of emotion, creatures bristling with prejudice, and motivated by pride and vanity. - Unknown

[eyebee]

My favourites are from Woody Allen:

1. "God gave me blood for both my brain and my penis; unfortunately not enough to use them both at the same time."

2. "I'm very good at sex; I practice a lot when I'm alone."

[chuchok]

A few quotes from that very well known gentleman called Various.....

A gentleman is one who never hurt's anyone's feelings unintentionally.

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties.

Don't be misled into the paths of virtue

One should always be in love; that is the reason on should never marry.

A man who desires to get married should know either everything or nothing.

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception

Room Service? Send up a larger room

My boy, when I want to play with a prick, I'll play with my own

Everyone must believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.

I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42.

Buried my wife the other day, had to.. she died.

I feel like a midget with muddy feet have been walking over my tongue all night.

[peder.klockmann]

My favourites are from Woody Allen:

1. "God gave me blood for both my brain and my penis; unfortunately not enough to use them both at the same time."

2. "I'm very good at sex; I practice a lot when I'm alone."

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Wow number one is soo ###### true, no wonder...

[TizMe]

"I find Thai Soap Operas very educating. Every time somebody turns on the TV set, I go into the other room and read a book."

[krider]

Not sure how relevant this is but funny none the less

Things you’d love to say at work, but cant…..

1. I can see your point but I still think you’re full of shit.

2. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.

3. How about never? Is never good for you?

4. I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

5. I’m really easy to get along with, once you people learn to see it my way.

6. I’ll try to be nicer if you’ll try being smarter.

7. I’m out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message…

8. I don’t work here. I’m a consultant.

9. It sounds like English, but I can’t understand a word you’re saying.

10. Ahh… I see, the screw-up fairy has visited us again!

11. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

13. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don’t give a ######.

14. I’m already visualising the duct tape over your mouth.

15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

16. Thank you. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

17. The fact that no-one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.

18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks?

20. I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant.

21. It’s a thankless job, but I’ve got a lot of karma to burn off.

22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

23. And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be…?

24. Do I look like a people person?

25. This isn’t an office. It’s ###### with fluorescent lighting.

26. I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.

27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

31. I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.

32. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

33. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

34. Chaos, panic and disorder – my work here is done.

35. How do I set the laser printer to stun?

36. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

Just thought they were funny and deserved adding

K

[peder.klockmann]

Here is a handful of some quotes that I received in an email, I only posted the ones I really enjoyed.

"Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them."

"I'm not a complete idiot; Some parts are missing."

"Procrastinate Now!" A great slogan, think of the possibilities

"They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken."

[bkkbound04]

here's 1 i had said to me by a brit on a baht bus in pattaya...

"pattaya's all well and good mate, but you've gotta be like a thai at a urinal"

i looked puzzled

"always on your toes mate"

[Phil Conners]

"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "whoo hoo, what a ride!"

- my friend Jerry.

[ProfessorFart]

''A man who is tired of Pattaya has blown all his cash''

[aughie]

"It's adult Disneyland. "

[IMA_FARANG]

My favourites are from Woody Allen:

1. "God gave me blood for both my brain and my penis; unfortunately not enough to use them both at the same time."

2. "I'm very good at sex; I practice a lot when I'm alone."

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Another from Woody Allen:

I went to college in the 1960's. That was what they called the Sexual Revolution. Unfortunately I was a non-combatant at the time.

Or this one:

Sex between two consenting adults is a wonderful thing . Three or four, however, is better.

[SEAtramp]

Their on the game. You have to play the game.